Sorry I haven't been uploading on, well, almost all my books. I've been distracted recently. As a sorry for not posting like, anything, have a bunch of shit posts.
-Sincerely, Biscuit
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Horror, talking to Ink near a staircase: Y'know, some people are like slinkys. They have no real purpose but it makes you smile when you push them down the stairs.
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The Idiots: Groupchat edition
Cross: How do you hide a body? Asking for a friend.
Nightmare: I'm coming
Cross: Thank you! :)
Dust: What the fuck
Blue: Language! Also, what the fuck
Dust: wh-
Lust: I'm scared.
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Dust, facing Horror and Killer with a guitar: *plays tune* I LOVE YOU BIITTCCHH
Blue from the sidelines: *laughing*
Dust again: I AIN'T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU. BITTCCHH-
(the murder time trio are in a poly relationship cause y e s)
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Dream, screaming, running from Nightmare:
Nightmare: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!!
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Horror, in Walmart, getting into a shopping cart: FOR NARNIA, FOR NARNIA, CMON OUR TROOPS NEED US-
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Dust: I bought a guinea pig
Horror: ...Can I eat i-
Dust: NO-
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Palette: I love chicken strips-
Paperjam, spinning around in his chair: fuCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS-
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Ink, going somewhere with Dream, to Blue: Toss me my keys!
Blue: *Throws Christmas tree*
Ink: ...I said my keys..
Blue: I thought you said christmas tree!
Ink: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY CHRISTMAS TREE!-
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Cross: What do you want from me!
Epic, standing infront of Cross, eating a KitKat incorrectly, shaking his head:
Cross: Please, stop-
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Goth: And they were roommates.
Palette: oh mah gaw they were roommates-
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Blue: Hey dream what do you want to eat?
Shattered, floating behind Dream: the SOULS of the INNOCENT.
Dream: A bagel.
Shattered: NO!
Dream: ...Two bagels-
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Geno: How old are you?
Young Goth: 16!
Also young goth: I'm a ✨g r a n d f a t h e r✨
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Killer: I'm in me bosses car, vroom vroom.
Nightmare: Get out me car!
Killer: aw-
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I hope you enjoyed this ✨beautiful shitpost thing✨ and also, happy holidays! :)
YOU ARE READING
Shitposting the Sans AUs! (discontinued)
AléatoireCause why not!! Also, none of this applies to my personal Headcanons. It's all just random stuff I think of at like 3AM LMAO
