Shitposting the Sans AUs! (discontinued)

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Nightmare: Damnit, the lights went out again

Cross: Don't worry, I got this.

Cross: *Starts shaking violently*

Cross: *Starts glowing*

Nightmare: What the f--

Cross: I swallowed a flashlight :)

Nightmare, on the verge of a heart attack: WHY WOULD YOU--

~•••~

Killer, after trying to open a door, only to find out that its locked: Damnit it's locked. Cross, give me your credit card.

Cross, pulling said card out of his pocket: Here? *gives to killer*

Killer: Thanks *takes it and puts it in his pocket* Horror, kick the door down.

~•••~

Sci: I am the smartest, most skilled skeleton here.

Geno: ...Isn't your arm stuck in that vending machine?..

Sci, glaring at Geno: I paid for my twix, I am getting my fucking twix-

~•••~

Blue: *Draws a circle around himself in chalk*

Blue: Dream! Look! Its a pentagram!

Dream, confused but amused: Blue, a pentagram has to have a star in it

Blue: Bitch, I am the star!

~•••~

Lust, reading off a paper, Horror next to him: Can Lust and Horror scare eachother to where they scream

Lust: ...Oh thats easy, all I have to do is pull down my pants watch this

Horror: AAAAAAAAAAAAA *Runs off*

Everyone else: *D Y I N G*

[Horray! Hunicast references!]

~•••~

Killer, playing Minecraft with Dust and Horror: Dust, where the fuck are you?

Dust, stuck in a two block deep hole in a cave, sobbing: I don't fucking know man