Me: *watching South Park* Cartman is my least favorite character!
SkittishReflections: Agreed! He always picks on Kyle!
Shawn: He's fat, too!
Cartman: Shut up, Kyle! You stupid Jew!
SkittishReflections: He's such a disrespectful kid!
Me: He is! It would be nice if he died!
Alan: Exactly! South Park has been on the air, since 1997. The year I was born.
Steven: I didn't like the episode, where Wendy beat up Cartman after school!
Seamus: He deserved it! The episode was Breast Cancer Show Ever! In fact, that episode is gonna be on Comedy Central, tonight!
Steven: No!!!!! I hate Wendy!!!
Trevor: I love Wendy! She gonna beat the snot out of Cartman!
This story was written on Wednesday, April 21st, 2021.
A/N I hate Eric Cartman so much! He always picks on Kyle, because he is Jewish! And, he also picks on Token, cause he is black! Cartman is a racist jerk! Death to Eric Cartman!!!! 😡😡😡😡 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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