Peter hesitantly made an Instagram account for Spider-Man. He was Spider-Man. Peter had never made an account for Spider-Man because then, people might find out that he, Puny Peter Parker, was THE Spider-Man. So Tony Stark, his mentor, helped him make another new and improved phone.
Open Instagram
Create Account
@Official_Spider-Man
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@Official_Spider-Man
Hey, its me. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Thank you for those who support me. J J Jameson Sucks. ✌🤘
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Comments- 10k
@Peter_;Parkour - Hi! So awesome you got an account Spidey.
@Official_Spider-Man - ^ You and the guys have been asking forever! Just decided to finally answer your wishes. Thanks Pete! Just found out how many like and comments this post got! 😖
@I_Am_Iron-Man - ^ ^ Hey Spidey and Pete. Finally got an account I see. Remember to come by for upgrades. Peter come by at 3 tomorrow!
@ThatOneSpyChick - ^ ^ ^ Hey Pete and ребенок паук. Love you guys.
@Flash_Thompson - Hey Penis, why are super heroes saying hey to you loser. Did you pay them or something? Oh wait! You're too poor Rat.
@LiterallyEveryAvengerAndPeterParkerProtectionSquad - WHAT DID YOU SAY TO OUR KID.
Long story short, Peter had to explain to the police on why superheroes were attacking/tryna kill a 16 year old.
A/N Thanks for reading. If you got any suggestions just comment. 213 words. Shortest schist I've ever written.