Obey Me! headcanons

MC surprising Lucifer, Mammon, and Satan with love

Lucifer, Satan and Mammon when an affectionate mc (in private) suddenly hugs them from behind and then proceeds to sit on their lap while complimenting them and just kisses their cheek ruffles their hair and walks off?

Lucifer:

-When he saw you come into his office he really wasn't expecting this
-As you hug him from behind, he can't help the smile brought to his face, gently resting one of his hands atop yours. He asks you softly, "what do you think you're doing?" in a teasing tone
-What he was surprised at was you sitting on his lap. Lord knows he's not complaining, he loves having you close to him - but he is wary of your intentions. He cocks a brow, gently running his fingers down your back
-Hearing you compliment him brings a smug smirk to his face, ego inflating like a damn hot air balloon. Now he's really expecting you to want something from him
-He could never have prepared himself for you kissing his cheeks. You know full well that he'd never admit to it, but kissing his cheeks is the most surefire way to fluster him
-So here he is, cheeks red, confused at what you could possibly want. A new outfit? Some new hair stuff? But all trains of thoughts are stopped the second your hands reach his hair
-Nobody, and I mean nobody, could ever even think of touching his hair and get away with it. Yet here you are in all your wholesome cuteness, messing with his hair without a care in the world
-Truly, he admires your boldness, even as he grabs your wrist and kisses it softly, silently warning you. He may love you more than anything you could think of, but he's more than willing to punish you if he has to
-Without a doubt, he watches you leave. His eyes are on you every step of the way, filled with confusion and awe as he makes a mental note to take you out to dinner later

Mammon:

-He's sitting at the kitchen table, scrolling through his phone, when you come over & wrap your arms around him
-On instinct, he tries to turn around and hug you back, but since he's sitting down he can't, so instead he holds onto your arms & rests his head against yours
-Somehow, he's already flustered. It's not all that surprising when you think about it, but it's kinda funny how quick he is to bury his face in your neck
-Lord help him when you sit on his lap. Now, he's more flustered than ever, and it's a wonder how he hasn't spontaneously combusted yet. His grip on you is a little tight but the look on his face and the pure love for you in his eyes is absolutely worth it
-It's not his fault, really. He can't help being a tsun. As you start complimenting him, he stutters his protests, but you shut him up with more love. Honestly, it's a little bit of a shock to him
-Even with as much love as you give him day in & day out, he's struggling to wrap his head around the fact that someone can love him. He's got years and years of insults to work through, but you being with him makes it a helluva lot easier to deal with
-As if he wasn't flustered enough, you start kissing his cheeks. Mammon.exe has officially stopped working, but that's okay, he's cute
-When you ruffle his hair he practically melts, whining as you go to leave. He tried so hard to pull you back to him, but you were gone before his brain caught up with what was happening

Satan:

-Not as surprised as you'd think, but you still manage to reduce him to a blushing mess
-He's just trying to read his book on the sofa and yet here you are, wrapping your arms around his neck and burying your face in his neck
-It takes him a couple seconds to realise who was holding him, but when it clicks that it's you, he kisses your cheek. Smooth bastard
-You're so lucky he loves you, honestly. If it were anyone else he'd have choke slammed them into next week, but no. It's just you, holding him close like an absolute sweetheart
-Listen he'd love to have you snuggled up on his lap, face nestled into his chest as he reads his book to you. But you, the sneaky love giver you are, have other plans
-Hearing you compliment him shook him, momentarily making his brain short circuit. He blinks a few times, then wraps his arms around you with a sly smirk
-In an attempt to show you how much you mean to him, he starts trying to compliment you back, only for you to one up him by kissing his cheeks
-Shook 2.0, face getting redder by the minute. His book is long since forgotten, face down on the floor where it had fell a minute or so ago
-When you ruffle his hair, he can't help the "oi!" of protest, trying to swat your hand away in an attempt to lessen how flustered he was. It didn't work, he looked at your cute face and immediately got struck by how amazing you are
-He almost doesn't let you walk away. Keyword is almost, since he misses your hand and has to scramble up from the sofa to follow you. His poor book is still vbin' on the floor