Ah, another day insulting women. Rowen thought happily to himself as he put zero effort into his recent science project. He played
back to when he called someone fat over and over again making him feel powerful over small minded people that couldn't handle his "special" personality.
"Leave her alone." Said the fat persons friend. I shake my head at the memory, no one understands me, all my friends have left. They don't understand how society must work, women must not think and be pretty, and men strong and masculine.
He drank fizzy pop while scrolling through his phone tapping on pictures that appealed to him. His skinny sickly looking body hung over his desk while taking another huge bite from his donut.
His eyes danced with boredom and an idea popped in his head, he turned to where a group of girls sat chatting with each other, ease dropping on their conversation. One of the girls looked up in disgust and he waved. She rolled her eyes and turned her body away from him. Oh yeah she wants me.
He continued to scroll through his phone when someone went up to him, okay, maybe he does have at least one friend, Dexter. Dexters lala loopsy like body came up to him.
"Hey man." He said.
My heart fluttered, finally someone to talk to, "sup." Sup! That's all you can say?!
"How did you do on the project?" He asked
"Meh, didn't really try. What about you."
"Meh."
They sat in silence
"...so...I'm hanging out with Sandy this weekend."
Sandy, Rowen thought.
Sandy was the first guy he ever liked, the way his short cropped hair swayed in the summer breeze, his blue eyes also swaying in the summer breeze, his complexion swaying in the the summer breeze.
"Oh." Rowen said, "So you two are actually official?"
Dexter nodded, "I still can't believe it after my orange haired gold digging girlfriend broke up with me I thought....I thought I would never find love again, but then he showed up...and he changed my life."
"Dexter that was yesterday."
"I know, it just feels right."
I look down, "So what about us...don't you remember us, last Thursday at the dump."
Dexter squirmed in his seat, "Look man I was joking at the time...Your joking too right?"
I swallowed back my tears, "Bro you dumb or smth?! Of course I was joking."
Dexter laughed his weird rat laugh, "Damn you got me, see ya gotta finish some more work."
He got up and his helmet hair swayed in the non existent wind in the science room, how did I end up falling for this guy.
