The wind tosseled below my neather regins. I slowly come to my senses and I see Dexter. He's under a tree, closing his eyes like a peaceful dead man. We are in wall Maria. The titans have just attacked. I attempted to wake him from his slumber. His red scarf choking his nipple.
"Mikasa-I mean Dexter wake up!"
"Wtf no." Said Dexter blinking his eyes rapidly.
I slap his tiddies, that caught his attention, "THE TITANS ARE ATTACKING!!"
He turns his neck 360 degrees and gasps, "what will we do?!?!"
Then someone speeds by us, making a whooshing sound as they pass. A cape I catch last second. It's Captain SSS! The ocean star.
"You should get out of here kids, I need to do my ultimate move, the porno."
He takes Dexters penis, "I'm taking this with me too."
I cry.
