I wake up from from my 25 year old Coma, how do I know this, uhhhhh intuition? Doctor Pollock came rushing to my side.
"Wake up stupid." Dr. Pollock yells, "I have to get back to my biology class." Mr Pollock is always so busy saving the world, with his witty anecdotes.
"How long have I been asleep?"
"26 years, your intuition is wrong."
I hold my breath for a second, "What happened?"
He laughed maniacally, "U died from true loves swuidward kiss, but don't worry I did cpr 26 years ago on you. But when u woke and was being stupid, so I put you in a coma."
He flexed his eyebrows, "lucky for you, I rolled a D-20 and you got a high enough role to wake up,"
I then flex my giant lips that are extremely chapped, "So...can I leave now?"
Mr Pollock laughs, "Only if you beat the Time Wizard." He looks into the distance, "Also you never graduated so you need to go back to school ASAP."
