Why does everything need to fade into black, right after something climatic happens?!
As I stirred back into consciousness, I realized something wasn't right.
I was clean.
I jolted awake and found myself sprawled on a jail cells floor. I examined my body, noticing that I was a light skinned boy...I can no longer use the word...
I scanned my surroundings, it was a black room, nothing but black, the cell and the walls plus floors were black...like I thought I was...
I noticed, from the corner of my eye, that a dark figure was standing behind me.
It was Cole—I MEAN BATMAN!
"Batman!" I exclaimed, "What's going on, last I remember I was at my high school reunion?!"
Batman chuckled and shook his head, "The Joker was there and set off his bomb, ruining Mr. Pollocks mom's decorations, he was after someone."
My eyes widened, "WHOM?!"
Batman's eyes narrowed towards me, "You Rowen."
"Me?!"
"Yes...I just said that."
I shook my head, "I'm nothing but a man who was in a coma, then having to redo high school while working at subway...I'm a nobody."
Batman sighed, "Son, you are more than you think...unfortunately."
My face blushed from his somewhat compliment.
"What ever do you mean, Batman?"
Hesitation subsided in his face, and shifted uncomfortably.
"Well...in the coma the doctors did some testing...and you are...how do I out this..."
I couldn't handle the suspense
"Boy...You're a Star."
"Duh! Have you've seen me!"
I started to strut my stuff and twerked.
"Well more like a giant fiery ball of gas"
I stopped Mid twerk.
Batman spoke again, clearly uncomfortable, "Rowen, during that coma...you've obtained so much gas that one fart could annihilate a whole city, that's why the Joker wanted you. Don't worry, I came in just in time."
This was too much to process, since I still have the mental capacity of a 12 year old.
So...why haven't I farted yet?
It's like he could read my mind, "You haven't farted yet 'cause you've just gotten out that Coma, one lick of Dairy could set you off. That's why I need you to concentrate."
Batman looked like he was going to regret his next words.
"Rowen...the...oh god looking at you just makes me wanna hurl. Do you. Want to...train under the justice league?"
Batman puked.
I rolled my eyes, "if it ain't Transformers I don't want any part of it!"
I popped my hip out sassily.
"You idiot! I'm giving you a once in a lifetime opportunity!"
I shook my head.
"I know where my path leads me"
I was going to find Dexter, then, and only then, would I became a Transformer.
Then, Batman called me an idiot then everything went black.
