I need a job.
My pockets literally have holes in them, no change, no bills, no where to go.
Turns out I actually broke into someone's house and grabbed their kids scooter.
I'm a wanted criminal.
Just kidding I don't got time for that.
I wandered around the town of Chemainus. Cole Wasssssssy is the mayor of Chemainus now. His face is plastered all around the town. The murals have been changed to his unsettling face.
I'm more handsome than him *insert his bald head with fraying hair swaying in the wind.*
I turn to one of the murals and draw a moustache onto his face. I now realize that he already has a moustache. Oops.
As I scream into the distance, my echo-location caught a store. Looking for staff.
Running on all fours, I galloped my way to the store.
Panting heavily I stood in front of my old work. Subway.
"Eat fresh, be fresh." I whispered.
I opened the wooden door, "Hello, I heard through my echo-location that you're hiring."
A man enters from the staff room, he had a skinny body, and had the height of big foot."
"Dexter?!?!?!"
Then everything went VERY DARK GREY
