Dorks X Derps: A Dorky Derpin' Love Story

III.

III.

--W.D. Adams University: outside the auditorium--

 

*A crowd of girls wait outside the auditorium for the audition. Reporters are everywhere, covering the event.*

Max: Oh my gosh, guys. This is it! ><

Vi: I wonder if the boys are coming. I really wish they are. *crosses her fingers*

*a brand new black car parke in front of the auditorium*

Girl from the crowd: THEY'RE HERE!!!

*cameras start flashing and the reporters gather around*

*Four people went out of the car, 3 men and a women. Then bodyguards follow.*

All girls: Aaaawww..

Nige: No! They didn't come!

Carly: Maybe something happened, Nige. That's okay. We can still meet them if we get chosen.

Nige: "IF" we get chosen.. *pouts*

Max: And we WILL BE.

*The auditorium opened and everyone went inside except for the media. The bands took their seats while the 4 judges went to the stage.*

Amber: Who are these guys? Are they 5SOS's manager or something?

Max: I don't know.. Maybe the directors or music experts. *shrugs*

Woman on stage: Hi everyone!!!

*everyone laughs*

Nige: Whaaaaat?! She sounds like a gay!!

Max: Quiet, Nigie. She might here you. *giggles*

Man in leather jacket with shades and classic full beard: Good evening!

Man with chevron mustache, round sunglasses and a bowler hat: Hi! Is everyone excited?!

*everyone screams*

Max: That guy has some taste in style. *laughs* I mean, really? A bowler hat?

Vi: *laughs* Don't be like that. I think they're somehow in the mid-40s.. So, that explains it.

Old man with ducktail beard, grey hair and really thick eyeglasses: Good evening, everyone! We are going to be tonight's judges. I am Apple Azaowzki, but you can call me Mr. A.

*everyone laughs*

Amber: He's named after a fruit? Seriously? *laughs*

Carly: Is that for real? What were he's parents thinking? *laughs*

Mr. A: I am going to be the director of the music video "Amnesia".

*girls scream*

Mr. A: This is Mr. Puke. *points to the man in leather jacket*