Dorks X Derps: A Dorky Derpin' Love Story

XX.

XX.

-DAY TWELVE-

*last day of shoot*

*Today's shoot is a road trip. They are inside an old car, having fun, talking about stuff, derping around.*

--in the car, while shooting--

Nige: This is the best two weeks of my life! I've said this a million times, but I'm saying it again! THIS IS THE BEST TWO WEEKS OF MY LIIIIFE! ヾ(*'∀｀*)ﾉ

Max: *laughs* You're lucky no one's gonna hear what we're saying in the video.

Mike: *chuckles* Vi's lucky she's sitting right beside Nigie.

Amber: Aww! Poor Mikey! *laughs* Well, it's director's instructions.

Luke: Boo! -_- I wanna be beside Vi. Ashton! Get your hands off her! ╰_╯

Ash: Aww! Poor Luke! Well, it's director's instructions! *laughs, puts his arm on Vi's shoulders*

Luke: Shut up, Ash! Let's switch places!

Ash: Uh-uh. *shakes head* No way. *smirks*

Luke: Come on! Move it!

Ash: *laughs* No! Leave me alone! Violet's miiiine!

All: *laugh*

Luke: Nooooo!! You don't get to claim she's yours! *throws cereals to Ash*

Ash: Heeey! Not the cereals! *laughs* I said leave me alone!

Calum: You're leaving me, Lukey? *pouts, acts like a kid*

Luke: *turns to Calum* Oh, beby. I'll come back, I promise.

Calum: I shall wait for you.

Vi: *laughs* You, two, get a room!

Luke: *turns to Vi* Who? Us, baby? *smirks*

Vi: *laughs* Come on, Ash. Please, switch places with Luke.

Ash: Alright, alright. *chuckles*

Luke: Yeeeeeeeeeeesss!!! \(^O^)/

*Luke and Ashton switched places, Luke went to the back between Max and Vi while Ashton went to the second-sitter between Cal and Amber.*

Luke: Ahhh. Finallyyyy.. *turns to Vi* Hi, Vi! *grins*

Vi: *puts her tongue out then rests head on Luke's shoulder*

All: Awwwww!! ლ(⌒▽⌒ლ)

Cal: Beby! Why are you cheating on me?! How could yooooouuu?!! *pretends crying*

Luke: Sshh.. Hush, beby. I'm not cheating on you.. I'm cheating on Vi. She is the legal wife.

Cal: *stops fake cry* Oh? Then, I'm the mistress?

Luke: Yes, bebi. *smiles then pinches Calum's cheek*

Cal: Oh, okay! ∩__∩

Max: Is this the part where I'm supposed to say, "Calum, we're done"?

Ash: No, I think this i the part where we scream, "CaKe is reeeeeeeaaaaaal!!!!"

All: *laugh*