Dorks X Derps: A Dorky Derpin' Love Story

XV.

XV.

Carly: Just in case you're not aware, Ash. We also watch the news.

Boys: O_O??

Mike: I don't get it. O.o??

Nige: Ugh! Nevermind! So what if you're dating someone?! We're your fans, we should be supporting you. God! What am I even saying?! *facepalms*

Mike: Wait. What do you mean 'dating someone'?

Carly: *sighs* You know what? This doesn't matter. Let's not talk about it.

Ash: No, no! It DOES matter. We don't know why you're all suddenly like that.. distant.. Come on, we do have the right to know.

Cal: Yeah. Ash is right. We have the right to know.. *looks at Max*

Max: *looks away* It's nothing.

Cal: Come on, Max..

Max: *looks at the girls, then looks back at Cal* The other day.. When we stayed at home all day.. We thought you were still all asleep in your apartment because Ash hasn't texted Carly yet, so we waited there.. We watched the news.. And guess what? *clears throat* "5 Seconds of Summer was just spotted in the mall with a group of ladies. The video shows that one os the girls was Kendall Jenner, the Kardashian's little sister. Is she dating on of the hottest teen boys?" Well, she's dating Ashton! But how 'bout the other boys? Are they dating some girls in the mall?! *stands up* We don't know! And that's what scares us! We don't have the right to complain or feel jealous.. But we do! We feel like sht! Well, yeah, maybe because, I freakin' like you! *looks at Calum* But you don't like me like that, but why the fck do I feel like I've been cheated?!