baby: calum two days!!!
baby: are you excited?
baby: i can't believe i get to see you in two days
baby: and you'll be here for a month
baby: a whole ass month with you
mi amor: i cant believe it either
mi amor: i cant wait to see your beautiful face in person again
baby: i cant wait to kiss those cheeks
mi amor: i swear you have the heart of a grandma
mi amor: only grandmas are that obsessed with cheeks
baby: guess i'm a grandma then
baby: i feel like one already
baby: i have the back of an 80 year old lady
mi amor: guess you're not that flexible huh
baby: CALUM
baby: why must you always go the sexual route for everything
mi amor: because you're hot
mi amor: i've been waiting what five months to fuck your brains out?
mi amor: a man can't wait forever when his girlfriend looks like that okay
beaut: i don't even have words
mi amor: you'll be saying that again don't worry
baby: i hate you
baby: like really
baby: you're making me think about things i shouldn't be thinking about rn
mi amor: wanna facetime😏
mi amor: i've got the whole tour bus to myself rn
baby: no i'm at work
baby: do not call me because i will not answer
mi amor: that's even better come on
mi amor: don't people always go off and have sex in the on call rooms
mi amor: this is pretty much the same thing
baby: they do that in greys anatomy calum not real life
mi amor: please baby it'll be fun
baby: think about what tattoos you have on your hands calum
baby: just think about it
mi amor: you've ruined it
mi amor: i finally was able to ignore that and now you've ruined it for me again
mi amor: i was just about to start too
baby: oops sorry
mi amor: you're the worst
baby: i'll remember you said that in two days calum
mi amor: you know what this is a bad idea on your part
mi amor: i'm not holding back on anything alright
mi amor: i'm going all in with you baby
mi amor: just you wait
baby: alright i'll be waiting
baby: i gotta go i'm getting paged
baby: but have fun dealing with whatever boner you got from this conversation
mi amor: this is going to be the worst experience of my life and it's all thanks to you
beaut: love you!
mi amor: love you😒
