Izuku's Feline Friend [TodoDeku]

The New Maid

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3:17 AM

Bomberanian changed AllMightFanboy's nickname to Cat Fucker

Bomberanian: HEHEHEHEHE DIE

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8:10 AM

RedRiot: yooooo mornin midobro

Bomberanian: DID YALL FUCK?!

Bomberanian: WE HEARD YOU MOANING AT 3 AM 

Cat Fucker: omg no kacchan sho was just meowing very loud bc he was hungry

Bomberanian: HUNGRY FOR YOUR TINY ASS DICK?

Cat Fucker: ughhh kacchan. Anyway he's asleep right next to me in human form cause he passed out last nihgt after he ate WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE 

Cat Fucker:

Bomberanian:

Cat Fucker:

Bomberanian:

Cat Fucker:

Bomberanian:

Cat Fucker: what did I do to deserve this nickname 

RedRiot: honestly you did nothing but katsuki is having a moody mornin

RedRiot: he lacks the black coffee that constantly flows in his veins

RedRiot: also hes trying to justify his accusatons of what happend between you two so he doesn't look 'stupid' for overworking hmself and going to sleep at 2 am

Bomberanian: IF HE WAS SLEEPING WITH YOU AS A CAT AND NOW HE HUMAN THAT MEANS YOURE SLEEPING WITH HIM NAKED!! HA CAUGHT YOU DUMBFUCK

RedRiot: see?

Cat Fucker: SHUT UP KACCHAN YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHINGohnohesawake

Cat Fucker: he's looking over my shoulder uhhhhh hi sho :D

Cat Fucker: he jus ran off to the bathroom with a red face upon seeing your texts

Cat Fucker: kacchan you just cost me five good minutes of cuddle time

Bomberanian: WELL IS HE NAKED?!

Cat Fucker: i hate you kacchan you're a meanie bye

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"Bakugou, you're a good chef, right?" Shouto was visiting once more because he had noticed a basketball hoop in the neighbors' small backyard that he hadn't noticed before. It was similar to the one Izuku had installed in his own yard during the first few days of quarantine, maybe even the exact same. But mostly, he had come to gnash his teeth and growl at Bakugou for calling his boyfriend a cat fucker.

Though, he did feel bad when he saw the heavy bags hanging under the blond's eyes.

The ash-blond boy grunted, the noise he made echoing off the walls of his coffee mug. He was also wary of why Shouto would ask such out-of-character questions. Clearly, the extra was trying to plot something.

Kirishima stepped in, puffing his chest out proudly. "'Course! My Katsuki is the best at cooking. Soups, steaks, veggie dishes, you name it! He and I both have huge dreams of becoming basketball players but, y'know, if he doesn't make the cut, he could start a restaurant well on his own." The redhead's eyes sparkled as he added, "And then I can go around and brag about how my husband owns the greatest restaurant in all of Mufustafu, and -"