Vampire Diaries Incorrect Quotes

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Silas: We need to talk to you about something.

Elena: Shoot.

Stefan: It's kind of disturbing.

Elena: You two aren't banging, are you?

Silas: What?

Stefan: No! What are you talking about?

Silas: No, that's disgusting.

Elena: Yeah, yeah it is. Stay away from that kind of thing. No good can come of it, trust me.

Stefan: [right as Damon walks in] I am not banging my doppelgänger.

Damon: Jesus Christ! What have I walked into here?

Silas: Oh my God.

Damon: You two aren't having *sex* together...

Silas: No, we're not having sex.

Damon: What the hell is he doing here?

Stefan: Sit down please, Damon.

Damon: I am not getting pulled into any sort of perverted sex talk.

Stefan: It's not perverted!

Elena: Banging your doppelgänger is perverted, Stefan.

Stefan: [shouts] I am not banging my doppelgänger!