Vampire Diaries Incorrect Quotes

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Katherine: I knew it! He's finally coming for me! It was only a matter of time! The walls are closing in!

Elena: Is she always like this?

Elijah: Only when she's stressed.

Elena: Well that's a relief...

Elijah: She's always stressed.

Elena: Damnit!

Elijah: She and Klaus used to joke about killing each other when they were still friends. However, now that Klaus has caught up to her, she's afraid that he'll make good on some of his more... creative threats.

Katherine: I used to laugh at his comments, you hear me!? Laugh! But now? what if he does chop off my limbs, rip out my intestines and ride me like some sort of meat toboggan!?

Elijah: You hear that, Elena? Meat toboggan. Try getting that image out of your head. Gripping her entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh snow on a trail of bile and gore as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake... "Why?"

Katherine: Why?!

*later*

Klaus: Katerina! Oh this brings back memories! Tell me, do you remember what I said to you back when we first met?

Katherine: *whispering* Meat toboggan...

Klaus: You remember! That's going to save me so much time on explanations!