Damon: *about Elijah* How is this dude still alive?
Stefan: He is not a dude. You are a dude. This is a... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
Elena: It's like his muscles are made of solid metal fiber.
Damon: Stop massaging his muscles!
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