Vampire Diaries Incorrect Quotes

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Alaric: Look, in my experience, the best thing to do in these types of situations is to just talk about it.

Damon: That is not the relationship my brother and I have. We're not "open" like that.

Alaric: Really? Because you're open with me.

Damon: Only because you ask me annoying, intrusive, personal questions all the time!

Alaric: Exactly! You need to do that, be the Ric in the conversation.

Damon: You want me to just say "Cowabunga, bro!"?

Alaric: Oooh, yes, that'd be awesome.

Damon: Well, it's not going to happen. Alas, we are not "cowabunga" people.

*later*

Stefan: Where's Damon?

Alaric: Oh, um, he couldn't make it. He's attending to some urgent business.

Damon: That's a stone-cold lie!

Stefan: Damon?

Damon: Cowabunga, brother!

Stefan: What?

Alaric: Yeeeeesssss.