Vampire Diaries Incorrect Quotes

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Kol: *after informing his family that he poisoned enemies* Who said I didn't put the same poison in the drinking water?

Rebekah: Everybody relax. He's joking. He doesn't have any poison.

Kol: I don't have any right now. But, I keep some in the fridge in the relish jar.

Davina: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles.
*pause*
Davina: What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?

Kol: Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy.

Davina: And the mayo?

Kol: That's shampoo.

Davina: You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?

Kol: If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah... probably.