God of Rocking

God of Rocking Part 1

I don't remember what happened to me.. It was, well, it was really freaking dark. I couldn't see anything, I didn't feel anything, my body was numb and my mind was screeching in an insane fit that I just couldn't shake away.
"P- ple.. a.. se. H-he...lp.. A-Ah..!"  Oh, that's right. I was a complete loser. An outcast to society. Drugs, money, sex, I wanted everything this world had to offer to me and I was ready to throw away everything to achieve it. Well, I say that but I guess I didn't do everything I could.. I guess I was being beaten to death. I guess... I say that a lot, what is there to guess about it?

"Ah. Guess this is the end for me." I have no idea where I am. It looks like a river of sorts.. Or is it space? Maybe, I wouldn't know. All I know, is that I was floating around in some sort of weird fucking space.. Was this heaven? Hell? I could spend an eternity trying to figure out what this weird place was but obviously trying to guess that would be the most futile thing I could do in this situation.

"Connecting to Yggdrasill, please stand by." The fuck? Who was that.. It sounded like an robotic, yet somewhat feminine being was speaking to me.. But I couldn't see her. I could only hear her as she continued to repeat the same phrase in my head over and over.  "Connecting to Yggdrasill. Connecting to Yggdrasill. Connecting to Yggdrasill. Connecting to Yggdrasill. Connecting to Yggdrasill.." It kept saying the same thing over and over and over, it was so fucking annoying! But after a few minutes of the voice repeating the same phrase for that time before it finally stopped, giving me a moment of peace and relief. Only for a fucking seconds though!

"Connection complete. Reincarnating." Huh? Huuuuuuuuuuhhhh!?!!?  Suddenly it was like my entire body was being crushed by a hydraulic press, from all sides. Below, top, left and right, it felt like my body was being compressed by some force and it was excruciatingly painful.. "A-   AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I screamed. I screamed with all the energy I have, hoping somebody would hear me. But, I immediately stopped as the pain ceased only a second later. Fuck, that was an experience.. Wait, where was I? Come on, are we really going to be playing these games again??? I can't see, I can't feel, I can't even move, where the hell am I? In the void that is my sight, since I'm blind now apparently, a giant circle with unknown and complex runes appears in front of me.

Well.. This was weird. Insanely weird. Well.. Whatever, might as well embrace the weirdness as long as It's getting thrown at me. First off, where I am is something I would like to know..  No answer? Okay then. How about what I am? If my knowledge of Isekai novels serves me well, I was probably reincarnated as something besides a human, right? As soon as I thought this, a reflection of what I had become was engraved into my eyes..  Are-  Are you fucking serious!? 

This.. Is THIS my life now..? Forever spending eternity as a stupid fucking rock, not knowing where I am, without any form of senses or movement to help me out? I guess this is my punishment for being such a bad guy in my previous life, but this is to much. At least give me some sort of video game system! At least give me a skill tree! And when I thought this, my vision shifted once more to a circle with a weird symbol in it's center. It was connected to another circle by a line, the first circle being connected to another circle which was connected to another and so was the other and so on..  

Has.. Did God hear my prayers? Have I been given a skill tree? This.. Better be fucking good-

Hello, this is the end of the chapter. This is just to pass the time so don't expect some sort of upload schedule, or anything like that. Gonna try and make the coming chapters like 2 times longer than this cause I feel it wouldn't be a proper story if it was just a few paragraphs per chapter so expect more content. So uh, yeah. Have fun. Also none of the images actually used belong to me, so don't obliterate my life lol.