God of Rocking

God of Rocking Part 6

Me and Judas had begun resting for a few hours. I myself wasn't tired at all, but I just felt the need to sit down and try to sleep somehow. To bad, I'm incapable of sleeping since I'm a rock. But the thought of being able to sleep is nice at least...  Judas had passed his mood rather quickly after we had our heartfelt moment, he just rested on a tree stump and snored softly.. I was a little bamboozled though from what I was looking at on the [Skill Tree..]  What the hell kind of skill was this?

[Blessing of Reinhardt.] I had no idea what this was supposed to mean. It could be possible that Judas just upheld some information about what giving me his family name of Reinhardt meant in the long run.. No, that was actually completely possible and 100% likely since Judas is a huge troll-
"Alexis: Judas, dude wake up..!" I charged up and possibly nudged into Judas harder than was necessary to wake him up..
"Judas: What th- Dude, not cool!!" Judas jumped up, rubbing his thigh that I nudged into with the force of a Desert Eagle times 20. But this, of course, didn't do any lethal damage since the guy was the most inhuman thing I had encountered since my reincarnation.
"Alexis: Oh, suck it up. Not like it did any damage.." Judas then started pouting at me, puffing up his cheeks in anger.
"Judas: It's not about the damage, it's about you doing it in the first place dickface..!" 
"Alexis: Heh, retard."
"Judas: P-Poopface...!"  It was a juvenile and completely childish, and we knew it, Judas lost the fight of vulgar insults rather quickly.

But after about a minute of insulting each other like children.. We started chuckling uncontrollably. That chuckling had then quickly evolved into laughing, possibly alerting the entire area of our presence in the process.
"Alexis: Hah.. Ah, that was fucking stupid dude.." Judas wiped a tear from his eye that had formed from laughing so hard.
"Judas: Hehe.. I know, right? Alright dude, what did you want?"  Our immature quarrel had ended then and there, Judas and I ceasing any and all laughing or bantering.

"Alexis: So, I've got this weird skill for some reason. Something called, [Blessing of Reinhardt.] Did you uphold any information from me about how giving me your last name worked, or something?" This warranted Judas tilting his head at me in confusion.
"Judas: I... have.. Absolutely zero idea what you're talking about, dude." Huh? That was unexpected.. I expected him to be messing with me like the little gremlin he is, but I guess he doesn't actually know anything. He could be screwing with me, but It felt like he wasn't lying to me. If Judas actually knew about it, he'd pretend not to know about it and the just tell me about how much of a hopeless idiot I was..
"Alexis: Alright then.. So uh, should we get moving or something?" Staying here made me feel uncomfortable due to the uncertainty of this unknown skill. I had to get moving, and besides exploring this cave was the best option at the time either way, since getting out of this place filled with rabid beasts would be far better than you know.. staying in it.  Judas rubbed his chin, pondering over it a bit. I didn't really believe that it was something that needed to be considered, and we should just get moving immediately, but I let him ponder over it for a while longer. I didn't wanna start another argument and prolong this further than it should be.

"Judas: I guess we can head out, we probably alerted a lot of creatures with our laughing so this might be better for us anyways. Sure, let's go. Want me to carry you?" This warranted my annoyance.
"Alexis: God damnit, isn't there like a jumping skill I can unlock or some shit?" Judas smirked from this, chuckling.
"Judas: Well, a [Skill] is pretty various in what it can be.. Maybe if you worked at it you'll be able to jump one day, champ!" Judas gave me a thumbs up, and this pissed me off beyond comprehension. Champ..? Champ!? 
"Alexis: I'm not so fucking kid, you know.." 
"Judas: You're like 2 days old, my guy." Fuck, that was true-
"Alexis: Just.. Fuck you, man." I had no refute, and so I just insulted him, to which he just chuckled at once more and began smiling like a little shit.