Wassup y'all!
I noticed the lack of FnF chatfics so here's my take of making one, also it looks fun to write! There might be ships in it but who knows??
Okay enjoy the shitshow lmao
Tuesday, May 2nd, 20xx
7:50 pm
Boyfriend has created a group chat
Boyfriend has named the group 'Friday Shitpost Status'
Boyfriend has added Girlfriend and 3+ others
Boyfriend: Sup bitches 😎😎
Girlfriend: Hello BF!!
Pico: the fuck is this
Boyfriend: A group chat, what are you, boomer??
Pico: i know that already you dipshit
Pico: why did you make a group chat??
Boyfriend: So we can shitpost and piss obv
Pico: understandable, have a nice day
Whitty: The fuck is with the notifs???
Whitty: I'm trying to drink tea here
Boyfriend: LMAOOO are you bri'ish???
Whitty: wh-
Hex: Hello everyone! I see this is a chat where we can communicate to eachother right??
Hex: It's nice to meet you all!
Girlfriend: Nice to meet you too Hex!
Pico: hi
Whitty: Yooo Hex, you're here too???
Hex: BF invited me, he said we're gonna have some fun so I agreed to join!
Pico: why tf does that sound so wrong
Boyfriend: Exactly
Girlfriend: So what do we do now?
Boyfriend: Hmmm
Boyfriend has changed his name to 'big pp'
Boyfriend has changed Pico and +3 others' names
big pp: Brand new names change!
honey 💖: Awwww, BF ^w^
i fucked your mom: what the fuck
i fucked a russian: LMAOAOSOKA PICO YOUR FUCKING NAME
i fucked a russian: ....
i fucked a russian: bf i stg i will rip your head off
big pp: Do it bomb man
cinnamon bot: While I do not understand what my name means, but I appreciate it BF!
big pp: You're a cinnamon roll, precious, stay it that way
i fucked a russian: CHANGE MY NAME NOW YOU NINJA LOOKING FUCK
i fucked a russian: RUV WILL KILL ME IF HE SEES THIS
honey 💖: Wait you know him??
big pp: Yeah he and Sarv got kicked out of the church cuz we all know Sarv is a demon, then Whitty offered them a stay at his stinky ass apartment or some shit
big pp: Also no lmao
i fucked a russian: You fucking bitch.
i fucked your mom: as much as i hate you, i like my name
big pp: You're welcome
cinnamon bot: Uhh, what does "fuck" mean?
i fucked your mom: BF
i fucked your mom: don't you fucking dare
honey 💖: Oh no
big pp: Hex get in the DMs now
cinnamon bot: Okay!
i fucked a russian: Ight see y'all in hell
'i fucked a russian' has gone offline
Author's Note: Starting off really bad ayyy, but if you wanted to see more then go on ahead and tell me!
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Friday Night Chatfic (send help-)
Random!! (SLOW UPDATES) !! Welcome to this hellhole of a book where your fav FNF characters (kinda) are in a gc and on fucking crack There will be a lot of swearing (obviously) so please leave if you're not a fan of that ✨✨
