Chapter 3: Carol has joined the battlefield

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Nicknames in case you forgot:
i fucked your mom - Pico
big pp - Boyfriend
honey 💖 - Girlfriend
i fucked a russian - Whitty
cinnamon bot - Hex
fat god penis - Sarvente
nya ichi ni san nya arigato - Ruv

Monday, May 4th, 20xx
7:56 am
'i fucked your mom' is now online!

i fucked your mom: LMAOOO any losers on???

honey 💖: Pico it's almost 8 AM
honey 💖: And we don't have school due to the virus

i fucked your mom: bold of you assume i even go to school
i fucked your mom: also aren't you 19??

honey 💖: Yeah, college exists yknow?

i fucked your mom: k fine

honey 💖: Go back to sleep
honey 💖: please?

i fucked your mom: fine

honey 💖: Thank you ☺️☺️

'honey 💖' has gone offline

i fucked your mom: .

'i fucked your mom' has gone offline

11:45 am

big pp: MORNING BITCHES

fat god penis: Fuck you

big pp: Man you still pissed about yesterday???

i fucked your mom: ooooo she fucking snapped

i fucked a russian: Y'all really said fuck social distancing
i fucked a russian: We have like 45 new cases today
i fucked a russian: the rap battle was lit tho ngl,,

fat god penis: I want a rematch

nya ichi ni san nya arigato: sarv calm down
nya ichi ni san nya arigato: also i want my name change

big pp: To what?? Sarv's biggest simp???
big pp: Or anime tiddies expert???
big pp: Choose one of them!!! 😎

nya ichi ni san nya arigato: id rather die thank you

honey 💖: Oh guys! Can I invite my friend???

big pp: Sure bby ✨✨

honey 💖: Thank you!

'honey 💖' has added Carol

honey 💖: Hi Carol!!!

Carol: GF is this you??

honey 💖: Yessss, the admin is BF so that's why I have this name!!

i fucked a russian: CAROL

cinnamon bot: Hi Carol! And good morning everyone!

Carol: Helloooo, who are you guys?? :3

i fucked a russian: Whitty, don't ask why I have this name

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