Chapter 5: Senpai's epic appearance

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"GARCELLO!" Everyone (except Ruv and Pico) yelled in unison.

"Huh?" The man, who claimed to be Garcello, turned to the group. BF and GF were already on their way to hug him, and they did.

"We missed you!"

"Especially me!" BF giggled.

"No! I missed him the most!" The demon argued back, also giggled.

"Heh, hey little man, and little man's girl." Garcello smiled, returning the hug.

"Wow! This is a lot more holy than I thought!" Sarv commented.

"Can you shut up about your fucking religio-" Pico was then cut off by Ruv.

"Watch your mouth."

"Jesus!- no need to get cocky my man!" Carrot man stepped back, holding his gun again.

"Well at least we got to hang out after a while!" Hex picked Carol up, putting her on his shoulders.

"Woah Hex! At least warn me before you do this!" The poofy hair girl laughed, hugged his computer head.

"Oh by the way, what's your number? I wanna add you to the group chat!" BF took out his phone.

"Here little man." Garcello showed him his number from the phone.

"Thank you!" The blueberry rapper gave Garcello another hug. He really did miss him after their last rap battle.

"Oi social distancing-"

"Shhh, let them have a moment." Whitty put his hand on Pico's shoulder.

The group got back to their home, not knowing there's someone who was watching them the whole time.

Monday, May 4th, 20xx
7:07 pm
'big pp' has added Garcello

big pp: Welcome!!!!

Garcello: Oh this is a group chat?

honey 💖: Yep!

Garcello: I like it so far

big pp: EEERAGAGGSHS HE LIKES MY GROUP CHAT!!!!!
big pp: CALL AN AMBULANCE 💞❤️💖💞❤️💖❤️😭😭😭😭

i fucked your mom: you have a fucking gf
i fucked your mom: dont tell me your simping for him

big pp: *You're

i fucked your mom: fuck you

i fucked a russian: *Yuo

honey 💖: No no, it's *u

fat god penis: SMH it's *yro'ue

i fucked your mom: how tf can you mess up that bad

Brownie: *the fock

nya ichi ni san nya arigato: *The Rock

i fucked your mom: i hate you

Garcello: What's going on?

cinnamon bot: It seems like they're doing something that's called a "correction spelling meme"
cinnamon bot: Right Whitmore?

i fucked a russian: I taught you well my child

big pp: We're gonna have a fucked up lore about that man

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