UPDATE 27/8: I don't ship Whitty and Ruv anymore, only platonically, so this chap might be a throwaway?? Idk that's up to you lmao
Author's Note: Alright, I'm letting you know there's gonna be a rarepair in this chapter. If you're not a fan of it, simply keep it to yourself and don't harass in the comments, leave if you feel like it.
Learn to respect others opinions and ships too because the FNF fans are toxic af, I love y'all so don't become like them 💞
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Friday Shitpost Status
Friday, May 8th, 20xx
8:45 pm
Sissy 💅 is now online!
Sissy 💅: @Criminal, stay away @Julius
'Criminal, stay away' and Julius are now online!
Criminal, stay away: what do you want
Julius: ??
Sissy 💅: Dad do you like guys?
Criminal, stay away: tf?
Julius: HOL UP
Julius: WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT
Sissy 💅: Idk
Sissy 💅: I feel a strange connection between you guys
Julius: NO
Julius: I STG PLS IM ASEXUAL
Brownie is now online!
Brownie: But you can still be attracted romantically
Julius: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM???
Brownie: Magic
Brownie: Anyways I agree with Rasazy ✨
Criminal, stay away: we're just friends, now fuck off
Tanjiro's simp is now online!
Tanjiro's simp: Ruv don't deny it
Tanjiro's simp: I've been watching you since we first arrived at Whitty's apartment and you acted hella weird around him
Brownie: Caught in 4K lmao
Criminal, stay away: he's just a friend, why would you think this far???
Julius: YEAH
big pp is now online!
big pp: KISS ALREADY GODDAMNIT
Julius: WTF NO
Julius: WHY ARE YOU ACCUSING US BEING A COUPLE???
big pp: You hold his hands when we came to apologize for making you mad
honey 💖 is now online!
honey 💖: We asked "Why are you with Ruv?", you only replied with "What's wrong? I just wanted to stick with him"
Julius: OMFG
Julius: PLEASE SHUT UP
'i fucked your mom' is now online!
i fucked your mom: thats pretty gay ngl
Brownie: HOLY SHIT IS THAT TRUE??
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Friday Night Chatfic (send help-)
Sonstiges!! (SLOW UPDATES) !! Welcome to this hellhole of a book where your fav FNF characters (kinda) are in a gc and on fucking crack There will be a lot of swearing (obviously) so please leave if you're not a fan of that ✨✨
