Friday Night Chatfic (send help-)

Chapter 6: Someone please help BF

Tuesday, May 5th, 20xx
4:56 am
'big pp' has started streaming

big pp: Sin dhehshssjbsxhjz JAEGAR
big pp: WAKE THE FUCK UP
big pp: ITS SHINGEKI NO SUNDAY
big pp: @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone NOW

i fucked a russian: Dude wtf it's Tuesday

i fucked your mom: its 5 am what do you want

big pp: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
big pp: JOIN THE GODN STREAM AJANDJSJSN

honey 💖: Sweetheart, I know how much you miss Eren, but please go to sleep

cinnamon bot: I don't sleep :D

Brownie: Alright who the fuck woke me up?? ☺️

i fucked a russian: Carol calm down

nya ichi ni san nya arigato: oh for fuck sakes

fat god penis: Good morning!!

Garcello: Hello, can I ask why is everyone up this late?

big pp: SHSBSJVSJSKJSXKXM FUCK MY HAWD
big pp: EREN MY BELOVEDHXHDJDN
big pp: PLEASE VOME BACKSBXEJNDN

i fucked a russian: Okay is he fucking drunk?
i fucked a russian: @Senpai shithead did you do something???

Senpai: Nothing you bomb fuck
Senpai: I only stole his PS5

i fucked a russian: Rude

Brownie: GF do you know what happened??

honey 💖: Nope, I'm just as confused as you guys 😎

big pp: EREN YEAGHERSHSHSNSJZN
big pp: WHY DID U DIE YOU SIMP FUCKDJENXJDNDJ

i fucked your mom: who the fuck is eren

fat god penis: Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan, you uncultured swine

big pp: OMG SARVENEHDJDNSJXNSJ
big pp: YOUR MY FAVEOEJDJXN NOWWEDN

i fucked your mom: whatever

Brownie: Calm him down GF

honey 💖: I'm trying!!

cinnamon bot: How about knock him out dead cold, unconscious! :DD

i fucked a russian: HEX NOOOOOOO

nya ichi ni san nya arigato: oh

Brownie: IM SHAKING AND CRYISNXHSHBS 😭😭

fat god penis: Oh for the love of God, which mortal taught our precious bean that?

Senpai: Not me

i fucked a russian: You sure dickhead?

Senpai: You better be happy that I didn't come to your house

cinnamon bot: Senpai taught me that, he said it can be useful in life! :DD

Senpai: oops

'i fucked a russian' and 'Brownie' have gone offline

Senpai: LMAO not like they know where I live
Senpai: Wait someone's at the door, brb

Senpai has gone offline

honey 💖: So um, how much do you wanna bet he's dead right now?

Garcello: Little man's girl, gambling is bad. I already learned from that after I stopped smoking