Friday Night Chatfic (send help-)

Chapter 13: I'm surrounded by idiots

Friday Shitpost Status
Saturday, May 9th, 20xx
9:24 am

big pp is now online!

big pp: If you cut off your leg, will you feel pain?

'i fucked your mom' is now online!

i fucked your mom: Why did you wake me up to this shit

Everyone is now online!

honey 💖: OH SHIT PICO SPEAKS NORMAL

Brownie: HE TOOK HIS NORMAL PILLS YESSIR

i fucked your mom: SHUT UP

big pp: Guys
big pp: I need to know pls

the best and cool 😎: OFC YOU WILL FEEL PAIN, DUMBASS LOL

big pp: But where?

Sissy 💅: In your leg???

cinnamon bot: BF why are you asking this?? :(

big pp: I'm just curious
big pp: You feel the pain in your leg but your leg is already chopped off tho

Julius: I-

Brownie: OMGGG GOOD MORNING LGBTQ+ ICON 🥺🥺

Julius: CAROL I STG

the best and cool 😎: Alright I'm fucking concerned

i fucked your mom: U good?? @big pp

big pp: No
big pp: But I'm still confused
big pp: The pain is in your leg which got cut off, how are you supposed to feel pain?

i fucked your mom: omfg

Tanjiro's simp: My child, do I need to call a therapist for you?

big pp: I've been in therapy 6 times before so no

honey 💖: 9 actually

big pp: Oh yeah lmao
big pp: Anyways how does the pain work again??

Criminal, stay away: "Phantom pains" is a term that describes ongoing, physical sensation in the limb that has been removed. Most patients experience some degree of phantom pains following an amputation. They can feel shooting pain, burning or even itching in the limb that is no longer there.

Julius: OMFG

Tanjiro's simp: IM SCREAMINGSBSHSNSN

Brownie: RUV BIG BRAIN LETS GO

i fucked your mom: Your knowledge in health scares me

Smoke man: I'll be taking notes from that, thank you Ruv!

cinnamon bot: WOWWW :00

honey 💖: HOW TF

Sissy 💅: 👏👏👏👏👏👏

the best and cool 😎: IM SO FUCKING JELAOUSBSHSNSBZN

big pp: No read
big pp: My peanut brain can't take it