trip and legend leave hot topic with a hall of new drip*
Legend: hey bud, let's hit the woah and try these on
Trip: aha hahaha aha ahahahahha ahaahannwhw w aha yeah bestie
Trip: we can also go spray paint the local park play ground for kids
*picture of trip and legend after sorsypainting*
Legend: yeah bud that sounds like a swag cool rad awesome good glad rad good good rad awesome ida
Buddy
Trip: yo yooo yeah
Legend: aha yoooo yo yoooo lolz yooooooozzzzzzzz xd xd xd xd x d x xd x xxx did. X
Trip: now bro let us make tiktoks and dance to rad alt music
Legend: yeah brosski
*trip and legend become tiktok famouse*
Legend: wow bruh we are so #swag ينصنققنفوفننمطمطصصىسمطحطمذنيقنوثصمصح
Trip:будет хорошо и вулкан балует
Legend: I agree
Legend: let us go to our local volcano
Tirip: and bring the pamps
Leg: and let us swag rad go to uhh yes bring the old clothes, the noramol ones must burn
Trip: indeed my emo brother 🖤 we shall burn the noramol
*they climb the volcano with their skatebords and pamps*
Trip: now let us brurn the close
*beging burning their old cloths*
Legend: خصوصن في الليل في رمضان بس انا قلت now we are swag
Trip: ok ok ok but bro, we should have a skating comp while i s do the volcan
Leg: woah what a wonderful ida bro you're so smart bro you're so cool and swag and is this voclano getting hot b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bBEN! M-marry me trippy you're so s-sx#xs-s-s-s-smart
Trip: who is Ben?
Legend: gasp *in British accent* who's Ben?
*que lazedz*
Legend: Ben is Ben
Legend: that is all
Tristan: WOW!!!!!!!
Ben: *starts*
*simging lou's song from uglydolls with Lou and entire cast of movi*
Ben: know you hope to go to the big you-know-where
And you're here to try to earn your ticket there
Better listen now or you haven't got a prayer
Let me break it down, ooh
If you want someone to love ya
Babe, you gotta look like me (Like me)
Gotta be flawless, pure perfection, not for shelf (Not a shelf)
And my first impression of ya, as far as I can see (Can see)
Is you simply can't compete with my sweet self (Your sweet self)
Is your hair as thick as mine? (No)
Are your arms as bumped as mine? (No)
Are the moves you got as drop-dead hot as this?
(No, no, they ain't)
Is your profile half this fine? (No)
If not, let me hit you with the bottom line
Got to measure up or you won't get eternal bliss (Ooh)
So let me be honest (Honest)
I got to be honest (Honest)
I'm gonna be honest (Ah yeah)
Whether you like it or not
You're much too short (Too short)
You're way too thin (Too thin)
Is that a blemish on your double chin? (Oh man)
Don't ever walk a runway (No)
Or man a kissing booth (Mwah)
You're U-G-L-Y (Ugly)
And that's the ugly truth
You ugly, ah ah, you ugly
You ugly, ah ah, you ugly
Now perhaps I've just upset ya
But people, let's get real (Get real)
It's the most exclusive club that you want in (Want in)
There's a price to pay, you bet ya
Hey, you gotta look ideal (Ideal)
Or you'll end up in the old recycling bin (Recycling bin)
Is your smile as wide as this? (No)
Are your glutes as tight as this? (No)
Then they'll trash it and they'll
Mash it into glue (Ooh, poor poor you)
It's a flawless? is this
Just one tiny detail, it's a big ol' mess
Oops, oh well, I'm sorry, sayonara, too-da-loo (Ooh)
But hey, I can help ya (Oh yeah)
Well, possibly help ya (Oh yeah)
Well, hopefully help ya (Oh yeah)
But most of you, probably not
Your head's too small (Too small)
Your neck's too long (Too long)
Your nose starts right but then ends up all wrong (So wrong)
Mm, that tiny freckle (Ugh)
Ooh, that crooked tooth
You're U-G-L-Y (Ugly)
And that's the ugly truth
U-G-L-Y, face like that, why even try?
U-G-L-Y, ? like triple?
U-G-L-Y, sorry if that makes you cry
You're ugly, so ugly, so
Wait!
Look at you, look at you, look at you
I ain't seen nothing like you before
I mean, words fail me, I mean I'm tongue-tied
I mean I'm speechless, baby
What's a thing like you doing in a place like this?
I gotta tell ya, girl, you're pretty (Pretty ugly)
And that's the ugly truth
U-G-L-Y, heard your looks?
Yeah, so sorry 'bout the truth
U-G-L-Y, cross my heart and hope to die
Woo, 'cause that's the ugly truth
U-G-L-Y, love to kiss my lunch goodbye
Yeah, you're U-G-L-Y
And that's the ugly truthBen: yeahhhhhhhhhhh
Leggings: B-B-BROOOO WAOAOAOOHHHHHH BROOOOOOOOOYOYOYOYOYOYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOانا*ستسنسانثسانثاسنتصسان💞🤩🤩🤩🤩🥵🥵🤩🤩😳😳😳😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
trip: BRRRORORORORORORORO YUHHHHHHHHHH KTS BENNNNNNNNNNNNNN YUHHH GET IT I GUESSSS 🥸🥸🥸😲😲😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
MEOOOOOOOOOOWMEOOOOOOOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWон в частности на работе и
*ben totalleeier stats scathing on the lava in the vocleano*
Legend: m he is skcating in the volacono, good
Trip: m indeed'm
Legend: let us go wate eat rhat restraunt
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