mommy Logan>Jess>Tristan (not triply) >Dean YOOO TRISTAN
excellent they go see sir simon surfer 🤙🏄♂️💖
simonm: mommy?? sorry- x sh xio xi shiomu h mommy?
Xiohn: hola hotta momma 😼
simon: hello (he whisperes tinderly as the lads yonder not hear tripxlegend) m#mommy
Xiohn: silly simony I'm not mommy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
simon: who is reid 🥺😭😭😭
Ixon: Papà my little snow dump cake yumayuma simocnahn 😋😋😋😋
tristan: what
legend: bro they are buds
trupsps: YOOOOOO YOURE RIGHT 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😜😜😜🤙🤙🤙🏄♂️🏄♂️🤙🏄♂️🏄♂️🏄♂️❣️
Leggy; ghighighihihihih hahaha Simon Chan, midnight sun we have nifty gifty #for you
Tripie: yeah brah homboy wev gotchu 😼😼😼a gift bruch
simo: i i i idk if i i want a girft from yuo two *shivered* 😿😿🥺🥺
Tripxlegend in unison: yes you do
shoanxion: don't worpy my liege, they hath not tainted it with their typical soilage 🤗🤟👍
Trip: maybe, idk it just comes out sometimes
leg end: it my bud has diaply issues (i do too) but he's a good bub
trip: *bring* *bring* oh that must be the legend phone... 🥰 huh what's that? Hello? Oh hey, yeah man he's here- whispers tenderly, it's for you *trippy tenderly passes the hand phone to leggy* it's the legend phone for you prince
Leggy: sup bruh, i'm uh lechugengd chuga chugga leg maxim pegasispee peggie leggie wegbie wookoko
simon: enogh 😡
*trioxlegend run away crying*
simon: nuesensas your gifts are mone 🤭🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
*leggy and Peggy and tristan sun waterman come back to give their gift"p*
Them: YOOOOOO brah we forgot ur gift, sorry simps here yah gah
*simon takes the gift into his tender paws and looks within*
simon: wow it's... so...
xion: read the notes t somosimop
Simon out loud: "dear simon dear,
i have despised you for quite a while, your long hair and bratty catty annoy me to the m-m-m-max. I hate your smoothened swagger and purple tone of voice. but bro my manz my anoyinmsin g u u eveu got some MAD RAD surfin skillz for someone with twink abs."
wow ty leg
simon: *anem* "To our dearest father and diaper, the Queen of the Waves,
Dude bro man ur so swagger, ur diaper inspires me, i want to be a catboy father and diaper someday just like you, i've been on a mission for quite a whele, oh plz simomo honey papa, i can never become a father and daiyper like you if i can't surpass my own father, teachy me lil buddy, sincerely your friend tristan"
trisyey 🥺🥺🥺
simom agin: and finally, "HapPy Birthgay (haha get it) Simon Chan my bestest bubby,
Simomo, siMom always remember master loves u (as a bud ofc) on this fine occasion as thy brif i shall acompony yuh into the future owo, 🥺🐗🐛🦍🦧🦍🪵🪵🪵not too many monkey 🙊 🪵🪵🪵🫓🫓🤿🌋🏔🧨, simomo yur so scrugly like a skrunlke and a little buddy buy ur so surf and boy uwu owo uwu, even tho me can get a butt 🌚🌝🤪✨ quirky yur sticky wife me 🥰🥰🥰✨ hapm birth gay buddy frewembdo i wuwuv u uwu, sincerest sincerely, lowove ur liege man, ur bestest "friend" ever in za wurldo, Master Sir Xiohn Le Chuga Maximus Legalas Senpai Kun~~"
simon: off course 🙄🙄😻
soooomungus: tysm babes 🥴😻🥴😻😪😻✨💫✨✨
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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖘 ✨🏄♂️🥰
ChickLitThe story of our beloved king, his bestie, and his rival. Will Tristan ever find his father??
