trip awakens the nest week to the sound of chirping pigeons at his beach window*
he begins to realize, he behgings to see
*xiohn crawled through his window to give him the prophecy*
xiohn: tripstan sunshine waterman, i have a foretold task for you and omly you
tristan: what about my bugddy lol lo ol pal darling swag leggings legendary leg-chan???!?!???
xiohn: he is helpwr you
trip: good
xiohn: trupstab, you must make a emo septar, the moon is going to fall in three days because it is fake and sus
tristan: ok master
xiohn: yes good good now here is the precious one of a kind only forged from the tears of moon sisters moon stome to save the moon or we will all actually be ok
xiohn: we must save the waves tho
tristan:wut
xioh: the waves trip, think of the waves
tristan: OMG!!!!!‼️⁉️‼️‼️⁉️😱😱😱✨😩😩😩😩😭😭🤭🤭😧🤧🥸🥸NOT THE WAVES ONGNO NONO NO ?!!!!
xiohn slithers back ot the windoe like a gust of wind
trip: i'll do it master sensei, for the waves
*trip carefully blaces the mon stone in a secre casing where no harem may come to it*
trisp: my exidision beggins 🤨🤨😎✨✨
legend: hey bro what's poppin bestie, my swag 🤪🤟🥰
crispy trispy: YOO B-B-BROOO WEVE GOT A SITUATION ON HAND YA KNOW.?!??😀😀🤟😳😳😳😳😳😳✨✨✨✨
leg: oh i knkow trip, i knkw
leg: oh i kmoww
leggings: #sowhatsup
trucktrippings: the moon is going to fall, b-bro, we gotta make a super duper emo wooper #swag #rad #spectackleded yuh let's make an epic emo septar to save the moon bro
legdend: but why, sound troublesume
trip the waves bro, think of the weves 😱😱🤟✨‼️‼️
LEgend: OMG THE HECKING WAVES THE WAVABAVAVAVABVWVWBW NOOOO ONONONONONONON NONNNNOOOOOO O O O O OO OO NOONONONONON
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😱😱😱😱😭😱😭😳😳😳✨‼️‼️‼️🤧🤧🤧💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️💯🌟
trip: YES COMRADE 😱
legh: so, bro, borotrippy bro, my swag, my wave keeper and sunsetter, me bestie among us all besties, how to make rad #emo sepater
*they both are silent for a period of time*
trip: my bro, we need this knowledge
lehgend: aha ha you kniw what that means *he starts whipping and horse around*
*they call simon because he is rad ansd can transportation and liscience*
simon: you melma bakes are mega dumdum #idiots #ahaha 🤪🤪😎✨
troph tristan: where do we know things 🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤓🤓🤟💫✨
*simon puts on sunglasses and raddens and smorkes, he does a little grin and says in his raddest most swag voice that he has in his voice*
saimon: the book store 😎😎✨😎🤟😏😏🥴🥴🥴😈😈💪💪 😎😎😎😎✨✨✨💫✨🤟🤟🤟✨
*thye begin rabidly zoomin' down the shores and speed as they sing the death note opening and call me maybe untill they arrive at wanwen book houce*
simon: AYOOOOO BAKSAS ✨
the bookselller: please do not disturb the shopers
simon: what sHoPpEers 🤪😎🤟
xingqiu: my liege, i am disturbed by your presence, my liege
simon: *whimpers in sadness and fear*
legend: do you need undampening 😟😟🥺
simon: 😠😡😠😡I AM NOT 🤬🤬🤬🤬UMIDA E CALDA BAKA MELMA HIW DARE THOU INSULT MY I AM UNABLE TI DAMPY 😡🤬😠😡😠😡😡😡🤬🤬😠😠🤬😤😤😤😤😤
thougroughly enraged simon: ... ÖY ÖY ÖY ÖYYÜYÜÄYÜYÖYÜYÄYÖYÜYYÜYÄÖIÖÄYÜYÄYÄYÖYÜ THE SUN IS GONE YOU UMIAK BE SAHEN SIE SICH MIT DER WOHNUNG UND DIE KINDER UND GRÜSSE GRRRRRRRRARARAARRARAFARFGGGRRRARFBARHK BARK BARK GRRR😠😡🤬😡🤬😡😡😠😡😠
GRRRRUUUUURURRRRRRRR BOOK BOOK RUH RUH GRUHHHH TRRRRRUUUUUUURURURURURURURURURURURURRUURRURURUUGRUFFFGRUFUFGGGGRRUURFGFGFURJR
let us go to the bookstore now my trip
trip: woah there bud
xingqiu: *leaves*
legend: we are at the store for knowledge and book
trip: bookseller, sell us your finest emo chronicles
legend: as well as your freshest undamper and undies and undies for both of us
simon: baka-chan and darling trip-chan need freash pantaloons
legend: shut up you're the damp
simon: I WILL SUN DRY YOUR YSKIN KINDER GRUSSE SO DRY THAT THIU SHALT BECOME CRISPY LOL 😡😡😡😡😡😡😎✨
bookseller: i do not have undies or emo chronologicals
simon: I KNKW 😠🥸😠🥸YOU DO THEY ARE HERE
LEGEND: COME TRIPPY LET US STEAL HIS UNDIES AND EMO CHORICKES
bookseller damp: *sweets profusely* hehe they aren't here 😄
trip: ewwwwwwweewewewewwweewwWEwEeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww he smells
his undies have been soiled with swet
legent: come now we muct investigate the area
look undie costomer let us take da undies
*they begin ti sniff the floor on all fours, bprowling and searching for fresh loot*they see a fresh child they prowel and pounce and whisper in his Ear
all three: hey kid, hold still
kid: wwwweh??
legend: where are your undies
trip: any loot?
simon: seen any cracks in the floor boards?
kid: j-j-j-j-j-j-just t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t@-@xa-aake da undiez for the dubs
trip: your a good child br
child: than
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the three begin tackling the shealves and chuckin books round they haven't aquired the infor they need
we now have the indie we need let us go and go save the outside
oh look
a swag not suspicious door that's been there the whole time it looks so u susssusuus sissy baka owo usuwu
let us go into the catakomss
YOU ARE READING
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖘 ✨🏄♂️🥰
ChickLitThe story of our beloved king, his bestie, and his rival. Will Tristan ever find his father??