trip and legend in unison: HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY SIMON SENPAI !!!!!!!!!🤧🥳🥳🥳✨✨🥰💗❣️✨💗✨‼️‼️
legend: BRO what should we get simon chan for his BIRTHDAY!?,!!????!??!!???!!
trip: UH IH UH UH UH OH I KNOW
legend: what is the gift dude?????
trip: we need xioon eheheh his buggy
leg: OH YEAH HIM‼️✨ he's great letsago
Xion: i was summoned
tripod: oh woeh hey dudeski
Cion: it's actually "master" 🤧🙄
trim: omk master
Xion: i am well aware of the occasion on which i was summoned, as little simon's buggy, i have already made extensive preparations for my little adult boy chan 😚✨
leg: o-of c-corse 😳🤨⁉️
trim the hedge: omcacacaca iM S O EXITEDD FOR LITTLE SIMONS BIRTHDAYYYY WOOOOO!!
Xiohn: simo is older than u bruv, i i *coughsh* counshzja i mean my liege
Xiowo: his mannerisms are comprimizinmg mi speeches
*legchan begin ro write*
"dear simon dear,
i have despised you for quite a while, your long hair and bratty catty annoy me to the m-m-m-max. I hate your smoothened swagger and purple tone of voice. but bro my manz my anoyinmsin g u u eveu got some MAD RAD surfin skillz for someone with twink abs."
trip: ima wiwirt a notey wotey 2 *he does*
"To our dearest father and diaper, the Queen of the Waves,
Dude bro man ur so swagger, ur diaper inspires me, i want to be a catboy father and diaper someday just like you, i've been on a mission for quite a whele, oh plz simomo honey papa, i can never become a father and daiyper like you if i can't surpass my own father, teachy me lil buddy, sincerely your friend tristan"
Xione: very poggy woggy uwu my leges 😽🫶✨ i pot them in the card
trip: YAYYYY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳✨✨✨‼️‼️‼️‼️
Leggi: ayo brosko lemme see ur letta'
Zion: bro
Leggg: c'mon bro lemme see
Trip: yeah men show us
Xioio: fine 🙄😑
"HapPy Birthgay (haha get it) Simon Chan my bestest bubby,
Simomo, siMom always remember master loves u (as a bud ofc) on this fine occasion as thy brif i shall acompony yuh into the future owo, 🥺🐗🐛🦍🦧🦍🪵🪵🪵not too many monkey 🙊 🪵🪵🪵🫓🫓🤿🌋🏔🧨, simomo yur so scrugly like a skrunlke and a little buddy buy ur so surf and boy uwu owo uwu, even tho me can get a butt 🌚🌝🤪✨ quirky yur sticky wife me 🥰🥰🥰✨ hapm birth gay buddy frewembdo i wuwuv u uwu, sincerest sincerely, lowove ur liege man, ur bestest "friend" ever in za wurldo, Master Sir Xiohn Le Chuga Maximus Legalas Senpai Kun~~"
Trip: awwweee ur so sweat 🥺🥺🥺
Legend: bro that's mega cringe
Trimp: why u hate simp 😠⁉️
Leggs: i-i-iii i-isowy stwipuy 😖😖😖🥺🥺🥺🥺🙈🙈 *leg damps slightly2"*
trmoh: awe husbs *COUSI COUGHE HUHU COG AOMP AOMP AOAOAOAOAOAOOAOO* LEGEND 😖⁉️😖🥺😖🥺🥹🥹🥹😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it's ok bud 🤪🥳🥳✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
legend: ok
xion: men damp damp men damp
tip: fartknight skins f f f fartknight skiks farting gold bum smack dio to save mommy
YOU ARE READING
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖘 ✨🏄♂️🥰
ChickLitThe story of our beloved king, his bestie, and his rival. Will Tristan ever find his father??
