once upon a day of the life of our beloved tristan, he was of course, surfing
the boy was riding to totally redonculumptuipus wave oh yeah frfr
but he could not evade the satorm to come for the wanes there were just TOO narly bruh
*trip begins surfing a 5,000ft wave doing 15 backflips per second, he went fast, very fast, spelling out the phrase trip is king of the waves*
just when you think he impressive TRip gets more intense
the imtemcetiy was just so so intemse
trip shreds the waves, soakimg his hot bopic merch and sparkling amidst the storm of radoncular waves
suddenly he sees something onthr distance
it was a fugues atup a big 𝑜𝓁 wave
this whopper of a 28,890 yard tall wave was but a leap fortrip, but what came after would shake him to his core
suddenly the anti-emo pirate crew emerged from the waters
they then proceed to strip him if his hot bobic merch, all of his merch
trpusttsn is at their mercy because he cannot durf his way out of this one
Trip: h-hey guys, muh burjssss let us be reasonalibe here buddfies
anti emo pirate captain: ARRRRRGAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHARAAHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEHEHAHAHAHAHAHRHRHRHRHARRRRHEHERRRGGGG
yo homie swab up that 𝑜𝓁 deck-a-roo for muh man aka me ahhargggggha yuh
the crew in unison: yehs muh man
*tristan plays sad flute noises whilst the crew swab up that deck*
Trapstan: i dislike being dampened whilst playing the flute, it is rather uncomfortable 😩😩😔😔😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥶🥶😶🌫️
tip hears a voice i'm the distance that he recognises well
Trip: LEGEND MY BROO‼️‼️‼️!!?!!!!????!!!
*legend surfs up to the ship at 72817 miles per minute, he is in full emo garb and merch, wearing hot bopic and mcr*
leg: yoooooooo wazzupppppp
leggend: uh bro lovin the new fit but like where's the merch?
trip; it has been confiscavted from me because these are the anti emo oirated and i was wearing the merch belonging too hot bopic
legend: BROOOOOOOO ILL COME SAVE YUUUUUUYHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*legend does 2 backflips 25975337096345633453535353535342 ft into the air and lands on the ship doing his classic pose
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ChickLitThe story of our beloved king, his bestie, and his rival. Will Tristan ever find his father??
