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"Can you please put her down" Jay sighed from his seat in the the rocking chair balancing the diaper bag that was filled to the brim with unnecessary stuff she had packed to go to his moms house and his phone in the other hand texting Tim to let him know they were still coming .
They were supposed to leave an HOUR ago.
"But she's so cute when she's sleeping"Bey cooed as she kissed all over Blue's chubby cheeks inhaling her baby scent like it was crack .
She couldn't believe that she had pushed out a little human from her coochie 4 months ago , officially ending her hot girl summer , winter , and spring but she was finally ready to get back out there and enjoy a fun night out with her adult friends away from Cocomelon , breastfeeding , and dirty diapers .
"Did you pump enough ?" He asked when he was finally able to pry their daughter away from her so they could ship her off .
"Plenty" Bey said as she checked over the nursery to make sure she wasn't leaving anything important . "But I don't really plan on getting wasted tonight , I want to be able to breast feed tomorrow morning" she said , everything after "I'm not getting wasted" going in one ear and out the other .
The best version of Yoncé was drunkyoncé and he was more than ready to get her drunk so she could relax and actually have some fun .
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"Do you think this is too short ?" She asked twirling around in the dress Kelly had picked out for her the other day when they went shopping .
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