SIMPNOBLADE!!! Technobabe x (female)reader

Part 3: Annoyance

Y/N's POV:

I quickly turn around and start to walk away before one of them can notice me..,

but of course everything has to go wrong.

I hear Tommy shouting my name from behind me and calling me to come and join him.

As I stand there I see Quackity chasing Wilbur, who is on a horse.

I can faintly hear what they are saying.

"Come on Quackity, let's dance motherfucker, you wanna fucking go?"

"WHAT'S HIS NAME, WHAT'S HIS NAME!"

"Bert, his name's Bert! Bertie!"

"I'm gonna fucking push my diamond sword into Bert- Bert's asshole-!!"

"You can't do that, he'll die!"

"Good!"

"No-!"

I can no longer hear what they're saying as they both run off. Wilbur on his horse while Quackity chases him naked.

'What the fuck?'

'God, why does this always happen to me!?'
I think to myself before slowly turning around.

"Heyy, Tommy! Big Man! Tom Tom, how's it been, I haven't seen you in ages!" I say, trying to ignore the other person he is talking to.

"Ayyy, Big Y! It's been good! How about you, anything new? Anyone new in your life I should know about!?"
Tommy asks.

"I've been good, but uh, nothing new though, I haven't really been around lately so no one new either."

Technoblade's POV:

'Is she really just gonna ignore me like that? Damn, Heart been broke so many times-'

"Ummmm..."

"Oh right, sorry, this is Technoblade."
Tommy finally introduces me.

"Oh- hi, sorry, I didn't see you there, I'm Y/N."

'Excuse me? You didn't see me? I am like twice as big as you, and still you gonna act like you didn't see or that you don't know me? We talked yesterday!' I think to myself

"You look really familiar, are you sure we haven't met before?"
I ask with a smirk on my face.

"No, no I don't think so."

"You sure?"

"Yeah I'm sure, besides- I don't think I would be able to forget such a handsome face?"

'Did she just call me handsome?'

Voices:"Hell yeah, she did!!...Woah!!...New highest point in life!!...Let's gooo!!...She wants the D!!....Wait- guys, her name is Y/N!!...WE DID IT!!...WE GOT HER NAME!!...FINALLY, WE DID SOMETHING GOOD!!"

'Guys, what the hell is wrong with you?'

Tommy's POV:

'Did she just call "the blade" handsome? cringe...'

"Soooo... Y/N there must be a reason you came back to L'manburg?"
I asked before it could get any more awkward.

"Oh well, I just thought that it's been a while since I've seen you, so I decided to come and visit you, ya'know- catch up."

"That's so nice of yo-"

"So, I was wondering If you still had all of those phantom membrane thingies"

"OH SO THE ONLY REASON THAT YOU COME AND VISIT ME IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING!!??"

"YEAH BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS THEIR LITTLE GRUBBY HANDS ON THEM!!"

Y/N and Tommy started a full on war between each other, fighting and shouting at each other.

Technoblade's POV:

'I should probably stop this before it gets out of hand.'

Voices:"No!!...We want to see how this ends!!...Don't do it!!...Stop them before one of them gets hurt or worse...Shut up!!...Dude, why are you still here!?"

'Guys no fighting!'

"Guys I think that's enough!"

They both turn and look at me, then look at each other, then back at me and they both start screaming and shouting at me for interrupting their fight.

"Ok...Ok sorry for trying to help!"

"Help!? Did we ask for your help!?"
Y/N yelled at me as she held Tommy back from trying to come at me.

"Yeah, i don't recall asking you for help!!"
Tommy shouted at me as he tried reach out to me.

"Okay!! Jesus, ok, sorry!"
I finally said as I waved my hand dismissively in the air, to try and calm the two idiots down.

'God, now there's two of them.'