SIMPNOBLADE!!! Technobabe x (female)reader

Part 1: First Time Meeting

3rd person POV:

Y/N was off, she was bored sitting at home so she decided to go out into the woods and pass some time there instead.

As she walked, bow in hand, she saw a cow standing a few feet in front of her. So, on instinct, she crouched down to the ground in order to stay hidden and not scare the mob off.

She pulled out an arrow from her quiver that was on her back, before aiming the bow and arrow at the mobs head.

Just as she was about to let go, a noise seemed to scare off the cow.

Y/N's POV:

'Mother fucker.'

I stayed low to the ground as a figure emerged from behind a tree.

It was tall and well built- from what I could see.

Without much further thought, I quickly rise from my crouched position and aim my bow at the persons head.

"Who are you?"

Technoblade's POV:

Tommy, the little fucker, called me because he was in trouble and needed my help.

So now here I was, in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere, waiting for him to come and get me.

'This is why I never leave my home-'

"Who are you?"

'What?'

I look up to see a relatively tall woman with H/L H/C hair, aiming a bow at me.

Voices:"Yo, actually, she kinda fine...Yeah, you should totally talk to her...Everyone, let's all calm down and let Techno decide what he wants to do, it is his body after all- but Techno, you really should talk to her...Yep, maybe this is your chance at actually getting some-"

"Now is reallyyy not the time guys."

"Who are you talking to?"
The woman asked me while giving me a weird look.

'See, now she probably thinks I'm crazy.'

"Ah- no-one, I just- I ahhh, I'm waiting for a friend-"
I silently curse myself for stuttering.

"I asked 'Who are you' not 'Why are you here', now answer my damn question."

'Damn, okay.'

"Listen Lady, I don't mean any trouble, I am just waiting for a friend, so why don't you do us both a favour and lower your bow, because I am really not in the mood for a fight."

"Oh? And why should I trust you?"

"You don't need to, just lower your bow. Believe me, I really don't want to hurt you." I said trying to be more intimidating.

"You hurt me? Pffft- don't make me laugh."
The woman says with a cocky smirk on her face.