SIMPNOBLADE!!! Technobabe x (female)reader

part 20: The Voices

Technoblade's POV:

'Day 369- the voices have yet to stop nagging me to read the journal, I can't take it anymore, it's only a matter of time before I snap, someone, please, send help.'

Voices:" It's been- what? a day...yeah, and we aren't nagging you to do anything...stop being so overdramatic Techno."

"I am not being overdramatic."

"Who said you where overdramatic?":
I heard a voice ask from behind me, making me screech in surprise and jump a bit.

Quickly turning around I came face to face with Y/N, given she was, much taller then most females I have ever seen.

(Btw, Y/N is 6'5 and Techno is 6'6, for story purposes)

Voices:"One of the reasons we like her."

"H-hey! Ah- hey, Y/N, what're you doing here?": I asked, my voice cracking a bit and going high at the beginning.

She chuckled at my nervous state and shook her head.

I was currently outside, feeding steve.

"I came to get Toshiro some more fish, I ran out this morning while feeding them.": She said, pointing at the chests that were placed outside, packed to the brim with fish for the polar bears.

After Y/N found Toshiro we have been keeping chests outside, constantly filled with fish, for if we run out of food for the polar bears.

"A-oh, of course.": I said, digging through the chest to grab some fish for Y/N, giving it to her she smiled at me, making my heart flutter.

'Oh my God, what is wrong with me?'

Voices:"Techno, chile, all she did was smile...Yeah, dude...You're down BAD, bro...Come on guys, y'all know this is a huge thing for Techno, usually woman don't even look his way...MABSJCGYSUXSJOKJ!!!...D-did Randy just keyboard smash?...how the fuck-?"

"Well, thanks for the fish, Techno.": Y/N said waving goodbye as she walked back to her house.

I released a breath I didn't know I was holding 'till now.

"You guys are gonna be the death of me.":
I muttered under my breath, talking about the voices.

Voices:"Yeah, yeah we love you too, bud- anyway, when are you gonna read the rest of Y/N's journal...Oh yeah, I forgot about that...We need to know what happened next."

"You guys are treating this like some kind of drama-"

"Techno? Who are you talking to, mate?":
A British accent asked behind me, causing me to jump and let out a "manly" scream.

Voices:"Pussy."

I turned around to see Phil standing there, looking at me with a concerned look on his face, yet still, I could tell he was trying his best to hold in his laughter.

I sighed. "The voices are being asshole's again. They've been bothering me the whole day.": At this Phil seemed to get more serious.

"What're they telling you, Techno?": He asked in a concerned and stern tone, making me remember my childhood, everytime I did something wrong and Phil would scold me for it.

"Nothing, they just want me to read some book I found.":
I said, not telling him that it was Y/N's journal that I stole.

"Oh.": He seemed to physically relax, chuckling a bit.

"What book is it?": He asked, making me tense up, tho I doubt he noticed.

"Oh- just some stupid book about potions an' stuff.":
I said, trying to keep my voice leveled and it's normal monotonous sound still there.

He seemed to believe my lie, because he nodded his head.

"Okay, well I'll leave you to that, I have to go back to L'manburg.":
He said.

'oh yeah, I completely forgot about that.'

"Uh, why are you here?": I asked him, he was supposed to look after Daisy at L'manburg, since she wanted to visit Tommy and Tubbo.

"Oh- I just came back for a few things, I left Daisy with Tommy and Drista for a bit.": He said, waving his hand dismissively.

"YOU WHAT?!"

"Chill, mate, I asked Sam to look after them while I'm gone, so they don't do any stupid shit.": He said.

"Oh my-!"

"Anyway, bye, mate!!": Phil said, quickly flying off, probably sensing the deadly aura that surrounded me.

Voices:"Dude, you really need to chill the fuck out...Yeah, you might pop a blood vessel or something...Mhm, you need to snap out of it-"

"Shut the fuck up or else I'll snap all your fucking necks."

Voices":..........Pfft-...Yeah, okay buddy, nice try, but that's impossible...Yeah, we created you- or is it the other way around?...I think it's the other way 'round...Yeah, I thought so too...You're right, that makes way more sense-"

"You guys are fucking annoying."

Voices:"Thank you, we love you too."

"Wa-was that sarcasm?!"

Voices:"So what if it was?...What're you gonna do, huh?...You gonna ignore us?...That is all he can do, and yet he still fails at it."

"..."

"..."

"...fuck you all..."