Y/n joins the team (READ DESC)

Y/n joins the team? Whaaaa????

(Nobody's POV)

Y/n was floating in space because they have no life so instead of getting off their ass and doing real things they decided to vibe in space, when suddenly, Y/n saw Caillou and Rosey trying to get into the space station.

"Hey you!" Y/n screamed,

"AH! Uh, what do you want?" Caillou asked.

"I wanna help you take over the space station!" Y/n said pointing to the space station.

"WHy?" Rosey asked.

"Because, dipshit I have no life so why not commit crimes?" Y/n said crossing their arms.

"Fine, whatever." Caillou said.

Y/n was very exited to get into the space station and fuck shit up with Caillou and Rosey that they could barley breath.

Once Caillou finally broke the door to the space station, Y/n used their mock 20 speed to close the door so there was still oxigen so that they wouldn't p e r i s h, Meanwhile Caillou and Rosey are threatening the people at the space station with bombs and knives.

Y/n wanted to join in on the fun so they grabbed Roseys kazoo and started playing "Bye bye yesterday" In the background of all the chaos until they ran out of breath.

"WHAT THE FUCK Y/N!!!" Caillou screamed after he had killed 5 of the people in the space station.

"What? I can't play a song on the kazoo in the background of a murder scene." Y/n said as they shooed away some floating blood from all the murder,

"WHA- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HELP US!" Caillou screamed as he shanked another worker.

"Fine, fine, want me to play something else?" Y/n said as they pulled out their phone.

"Oh no." Rosey said.

Y/n started playing Lancer's theme but the bass boosted for everyone to hear, Caillou started killing everyone again while the bass boosted Lancer theme played in the background. What a beautiful sight! Almost as beautiful as the arson at the bank. Y/n started dancing to bass boosted lancer theme(Chad Lancer).

"OMG THEIR HAVING A SEIZURE" Caillou screamed in panic.

"They're dancing dumbass" Rosey explained, crossing her arms.
"My grandma started break dancing like this once so now I copy her" Y/N said while flinging themselves around the space station very violently.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Caillou asked Y/n, who was playing "This game" Very fast and violently on kazoo while jumping around and breaking shit.

Y/n stopped and stared at Caillou, "Isn't it obvious? I'm buying drugs off the dark web." Y/n said sarcastically.

Caillou rolled his eyes as Y/n continued playing "This game" fast and violently on the kazoo and breaking shit.

Caillou left to go somewhere else in the space station because he saw some people try to run away, and he wanted to find them.

When he came back, Y/n was nowhere to be found, and Rosey was cleaning stuff up.

"What are you doing?" Caillou asked,

"Cleaning up after hurricane Y/n" Rosey replied.

"What'd they do now?" Caillou asked,

"I don't even fucking know. They broke shit." Rosey said.

"Yeah I can see that but where are they?" Caillou asked, getting a little annoyed.

"Dude, I don't know." Rosey said.

Caillou sighed and went to find Y/n to tell them to stop fucking everything up when suddenly, Caillou heard a muffled scream, it was his sister.

Caillou went back into the room where his sister was cleaning up and she was nowhere to be found, then he heard a muffled scream again, but this time it was Y/n. Caillou started running around the space station at top speed trying to find them until, he heard his own muffled scream. HIM, Y/N, AND ROSEY WERE BEING KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS!!!!