Happy Tree Friends oneshots+Headcanons[Book 1!]

Fliqpy X reader pt 1

✰reader is nonbinary
✰reader isn't able to feel fear and is an absolute dumbass.
✰reader just doesn't give a single fuck.
✰(d/c) = door Color
✰reader is an ✨ flirt ✨
✰(f/c)= favorite coffee
✰enjoy ig♡︎
TW; Death threats,mentions of murder,lots of cussing

Your POV

Sitting in my bed bored as hell, wearing a mother fuck's hoodie. The hoodie was covered in a strong smell,a good strong smell. It actually smelled really good. The hoodie was a dark mossy like green, you would 𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 think that it's black. Looking at my door out of pure boredom, I see a mother fuck standing there. ❛ Is that the bitch flippy or fliqpy? It's one of them… I think- maybe?- I don't know- They kinda look like avocados- new nickname for them I guess. Why is he just staring at me? Creepy mf ❜ ❝ Bitch the fuck you lookin' at? ❞ I say In a cold sarcastic like tone. Why'd that sound so fucking bitchy? All I know is that they better not pull a,❝ looks like someone's on their period ❞,or else I will be an absolute pissy bitch to them. Mainly because I'm not even a female, I'm a.......
                                            ✨y e s✨
AKA, I don't know and don't care.
❛ Like bitch I just want to eat in peace, and in pieces too- this mf should mind their business like me ❜ , I mentally say to myself, ❛ Did I just say that bitchy like line out loud? Yes. Do I regret it? Hell no. Is this why I die a lot? Maybe-..*sigh*..yes...[😔✋]
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Wait- what in the fucks name is that sound? Oh- it's just my alarm. Wait a damn minute- MY ALARM?! Welp, time to wake up ig- ❜ I groggily open my eyes, by force because life is an absolute bitch. I adjust my eyes and reach my arm over to turn my alarm off. ❛ mother fuckerrr ❜ I angerily bitch to myself. ❛ I should just throw the whole damn thing away at this point ❜ I, upsettingily, lift my body up, causing the blanket that was once covering my upper body, to slip and fall on to my lap. The upper part of my body feeling a cold 'breeze' because my heat,(aka the blanket), left and laid on my lap. Resisting the urge to plop back down on my bed, I lift the blanket off my lap. I then pulled my legs on the edge, having the lower part of my legs dangling about a inch or so from the ground. I Finally get up to turn off the alarm. Slamming my hand on the alarm, shutting the annoying, loud sound off. I run my hand through my hair, hitting quite a few tangles here and there.
❛ messy as usual ❜ I say mentally, then giving off a small chuckle.
I head over to the bathroom, to grab the hair brush quite obviously. I twist open the (D/C) door, and reach my hand out to turn on the lights. The bright light hit my face, causing my to flinch, squint, and cover my face. ❝ Damn light... ❞ I mumbled to no one in particular. I was still in a pissy like mood. I'm not really a morning person as you can see. I quickly grabbed the hair brush and began to brush out knots and tangles out of my hair.

A few moments later bc I'm lazy af-

I sit the brush down back where I found it and let out a soft yawn. ❝ I should probably drink some coffee.. ❞ I tiredly mumbled in a raspy like voice. ❝ ..orrr water.. ❞ I walk to my room and take a few glups of my water.  I rub my eyes and pull out some clothes.
head down into the kitchen like how I originally was before. I immediately see flippy standing in there. ❛ is he.. cooking? Damn, didn't know that he could cook ❜, I said to myself, genuinely surprised that he could cook, ❛ You learn something new every day ig ❜. Making the choice to walk up to him,
❝ watcha cookin' good lookin'? ❞ ❝ breakfast ❞
❝ ....why can't I be your breakfest? ❞ you responded whiny but innocently. This man- oh boy- his face was priceless. He got so fucking quiet, his face was so fucking red. You almost couldn't decide whether if you should continue or laugh. You ended up with continuing to flirt. ❝ what's rock hard? ❞ ❝ uhm- a..rock orrr stone??.. ❞ ❝ .. you ❞ he fucking slam his hands on the counter. ❝ I AM NOT-❞
❝ Really? THEN WHAT'S IN YOUR PANTS THEN?❞ ❝ YOU WERE LOOKING?!- ❞ ❝ YES! ❞ ❝ .... pervert.. ❞ ❝ Ahem.. your pervert ❞ teasing him was always fun..butttttt.. you wondered what would happen if you were to just..tease Fliqpy. I mean- hear me out, it would be interesting. You know what you are going to do next time he comes out. Not even ten minutes later, you here a what you think is a gun, go off. Would this be considered lucky or not? Doesn't matter really to you at least. Hearing a dark evil-like chuckle, you automatically knew that Flippy was no longer in control. This will be interesting..

TO BE CONTINUED IG-

Should I actually continue this? Because I'm not sure and people at my school have been insulting my writing & stuff  so what's your genuine opinion on whether I should continue this or not? And if you have any advice, please do tell me, I need it please- TwT

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