✰Same thing as last the part
✰execpt it's smut 😩
✰enjoy you horny bastards______________________________________
❝ .... is there something in your pants or are you just Happy to see me? ❞ you say, fully aware that something bad about to happen. He gave off another dark chuckle, expect it was more... Seductive. ❝ indeed i am ❞ He turned off the oven and then turned around to look at you face to face. He had a sly, perverted smirk imprinted on his face, his sharp teeth showing. Something was clearly showing if y'know what I mean [😏] ❝ seems like it ❞ wrapping your arms around his shoulders.
❝ maybe you can be my breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert.. ❞ ❝ I'd love to be ❞__________________________________
THERE YOU FUCKIN SIMPS DAMN WHY'D Y'ALL SIMP FOR HIM!? HE'S A TRAUMATIZED WAR VETERAN WITH PTSD AND LET'S MENTION THE FACT THAT HE'S A GODDUM FURRY YOU GUYS ARE MENTALLY ILL AND PROBABLY HAVE DEPRESSION AND ARE TRAUMATIZED OR HAVE DADDY ISSUES
Also I'm publishing this bc teasers and the fact this has been in my drafts for far too long (aka months)
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Happy Tree Friends oneshots+Headcanons[Book 1!]
FanficThis book has been discontinued and I have made a book 2 for this because Wattpad has said that I've reached the limit. So if you're interested please go check that out, otherwise, enjoy <3 This will be an x reader oneshot book. yes, I do take reque...