「14」 "#IluvRonin"

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A short funny skit


Warning : Lots and lots of cursing


~In the middle of cram school~

Ronin : Ok we're learning this shi–

Leander : Hi *insert romantic name I don't want to say* it's our anniversary 

Ronin : BITC—Ugh what do you want can't you see I'm in the middle of class CLOWN?

All the kids : Oooooo~

Ronin : SHUT UP OR I'LL GET ANGELO TO GIVE Y'ALL 10 YEARS OF CRAM SCHOOL EVEN IN SUMMER.

All the kids : ....But he's ded

Leander : Awwww someone's embarrassed?

Ronin : *has an idea* Well, I have a song to sing to you for our anniversary.

All the kids : *le gasp*

Leander : Ooo what is it?

Ronin : 





Leander : *tearfully* You are the best boyfriend ever

All the kids : 👁👄👁

Ronin : THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT CLOWN

Leander : A new nickname?

Kowalski : Guess what

Ronin : Wat

Kowalski : Database somehow is alive and gives you 30 years of cram school

Ronin : BUT I'M THE CRAM CLASS TEACHER. AM I SUPPOSED TO TEACH MYSELF

Leander : Aw don't worry I'll be teaching 😉

Ronin : Why are we still here, just to suffer.

Kowalski : You got it because you cursed in front of many kids *Points at Cram Skewl Kids*

All the kids : I didn't see nothin *turns around*

Database : NOW TICKET TIME!!

Everyone besides Kowalski and Database : 

Database : 60 YEARS NOWWWWW

Isabelle : I attended your funeral 2 weeks ago, why are you still alive? TICKET FOR BEING ALIVE

Database : NO PLEASE HONEY-

Authors spirit : this chapter isn't called tickets so shut it




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