A short funny skit
Warning : Lots and lots of cursing
~In the middle of cram school~
Ronin : Ok we're learning this shi–
Leander : Hi *insert romantic name I don't want to say* it's our anniversary
Ronin : BITC—Ugh what do you want can't you see I'm in the middle of class CLOWN?
All the kids : Oooooo~
Ronin : SHUT UP OR I'LL GET ANGELO TO GIVE Y'ALL 10 YEARS OF CRAM SCHOOL EVEN IN SUMMER.
All the kids : ....But he's ded
Leander : Awwww someone's embarrassed?
Ronin : *has an idea* Well, I have a song to sing to you for our anniversary.
All the kids : *le gasp*
Leander : Ooo what is it?
Ronin :
Leander : *tearfully* You are the best boyfriend ever
All the kids : 👁👄👁
Ronin : THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT CLOWN
Leander : A new nickname?
Kowalski : Guess what
Ronin : Wat
Kowalski : Database somehow is alive and gives you 30 years of cram school
Ronin : BUT I'M THE CRAM CLASS TEACHER. AM I SUPPOSED TO TEACH MYSELF
Leander : Aw don't worry I'll be teaching 😉
Ronin : Why are we still here, just to suffer.
Kowalski : You got it because you cursed in front of many kids *Points at Cram Skewl Kids*
All the kids : I didn't see nothin *turns around*
Database : NOW TICKET TIME!!
Everyone besides Kowalski and Database :
Database : 60 YEARS NOWWWWW
Isabelle : I attended your funeral 2 weeks ago, why are you still alive? TICKET FOR BEING ALIVE
Database : NO PLEASE HONEY-
Authors spirit : this chapter isn't called tickets so shut it
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Origins Oneshots!
FanfictionMy Hero Origins for the most if not majority of this book. All these chapters as I'm rereading them are really cringy I despise this 😞