Thank you DragonLady150 for the marvelous idea ^u^
Dragon : .... It's freaking illegal to assault a minor. DATABASE, please come back from the dead and take this women to jail or else we the people will take our weapons and hounds to hunt this women down! Anyone wanna join the party I got a battle axe!
Chicken : Hmm..... new idea.
Karen : *walks like a Karen does with her phone and big bags*
Database : *ghost form* HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT A MINOR?
Karen : AHH! WHO ARE YOU?
Database : Well, the former number 10 pro hero.
Karen : *laughs* what does that mean? Probably means your a pro loser! *laughs like an idiot*
Vivi : *cries* I wish I can say that
Brook : AH SHADDUP!
Database : *facepalms* You stupid idiot do you not know what pro heroes are? Ticket for not knowing.
Karen : HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME A TICKET?!?
Database : I am the head of the police department. You want to mess with my students, you can pleasingly get arrested.
Students : *tearfully* I feel so loved
Karen : But those students deserved to be yelled at!!
Database : Oh yeah? Give me a clear explanation. No stuttering, yet no pausing.
Karen : Wel- um.....
Database : First, you had no reason to hit my student, specifically Artemis, second you...*reading script* you...WHAT?!? YOU CALLED THE MAID CAFE FAGS?
Brook and Vivi : She's so dead :D
Karen : You'll never be able to take me alive since your a ghost!
The people and DragonLady150 : IF HE CAN'T KILL YOU, THEN WE CAN!!!
Karen : . . . . .
The people and DragonLady150 : CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!
-later-
The people and DragonLady150 : Yo police we got a #9 for you to deal with
Police : Aight, where's she?
The people and DragonLady150 : We killed her since she assaulted a minor! 0w0
Police : I- You know I would've arrested you but since she assaulted a minor I'll let y'all of the hook.
Everyone : Thank you officer!
I'm alive!
My birthday's in 11 days! 0w0
I'm making custom Warrior Cats because I was f*cking bored
If y'all wanna see it then come to mah discord server
It's in my conversations ;w;
Peace and my keyboard is sticky-
-Chicken
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Origins Oneshots!
FanfictionMy Hero Origins for the most if not majority of this book. All these chapters as I'm rereading them are really cringy I despise this 😞