Rumplestiltskin: You want to know what your problem is-
Gilly: What? There's only one?
Maxine: I'm really sorry
Gilly: For what?
Maxine: Oh, you haven't been in the kitchen yet, have you?
Jocelyn: Murder me
Maxine: With puppies
Jocelyn: Or knives.
Maxine: Or FUN.
Jocelyn: Or AXES.
Maxine: GLITTER.
Jocelyn: BULLETS.
AG: Is there a way to get rid of Rumplestiltskin?
Prof. Sebastian: Not without a cause, Alison Grace
AG: I have cause. Be-cause I hate him.
Jocelyn: Hey Hayley?
Hayley: Yeah?
Jocelyn: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Hayley:
Hayley: Where's Ollie.
Maxine: Why is Gilly screaming?
Ollie: She took one of those 'Which FTRS Character Are You' quizzes
Kayla: And who did she get?
Jax: Jocelyn
(A/N: Does this quiz actually exist, btw?)
Jax: Did it hurt?
Gilly: Let me guess, when I fell from heaven?
Jax: No
Gilly: What?
Jax, grinning: Did it hurt when you fell for me?
Raina: I'm the type of girl who likes to think things through
Heath: Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?
Raina: We're gonna die!
Devin: Think positive!
Logan: We're gonna die quickly?
(Alternatively)
Kayla: We're gonna die!
Maxine: Think positive!
Ollie: We're gonna die quickly?
Gilly: Since we're going to save the world, Dad wants us to go over some safety procedures
Gilly: Now, if I get killed, what do you do?
The Cobbler siblings: Avenge you.
Jocelyn: Anyway, sorry for being mean and gay
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FTRS Shots and Other Stuff
DiversosIs it possible for Jocelyn to give Gilly another hair makeover? What does the gang do after the series? Will this all be connected? No, unfortunately, but they're all little short stories and oneshots found in here. Occasionally might add quotes or...
