Gilly: Sure. Blame the girl who's a huge idiot and causes a lot of problems. Again.
AG: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you're doing is wrong?
Gilly: You mean the one that sounds like Maxine or Jax?
Jocelyn: I don't know how to comfort people so when someone is crying I just ask them who I need to murder to make things better.
Maxine: F-fight me
Kayla: Fight her and I'll make sure you never walk straight again.
Jocelyn: Fight either of them and I'll make sure you never walk again
Gilly to the Royal Court: Which one of you is in charge? We need to know who to ignore
Maxine: You do know that's not a stress ball, right? That's a lemon
Jack: Let me have my process.
Headmistress Flora: Hello, Jocelyn. You're looking very...alive
Jocelyn: HA! Only on the outside!
Jax, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice
Ollie: Ha! That means you can't yell at us anymore
(later that day)
Gilly: (dragging a petrified Ollie) Turns out Jax is scarier when he's quiet.
Maxine: I mean come on, let's just hug it out. Come on, hug it out
Ollie, Kayla, Jax, Gilly, AG: *struggle into a group hug*
Jax: Who took my wallet?
Gilly: Sorry.
Jocelyn: My bloodline ends with me
Ollie: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay"
Jax: Promise me you won't do anything stupid
Gilly: You know very well I cannot promise you that
Jax: Okay, then promise you'll wait at least ten minutes before you do anything stupid
Gilly: You're pushing it, but okay
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Gilly: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet
AG: (softly, but with a lot of feeling) fuck
Ollie: No mom I already have a job it's called being hardcore
Jocelyn: "you're obsessed with yourself" and you're not??? Sad. Tragic.
Kayla: yeah I'm beautiful but where is my mental stability???
Jax: while you were being Heterosexual, I studied The Blade
Hayley: I didn't realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it's whatever
Maxine: seven billion people on the planet and I have like 2 friends
Jack: "what the fuck" is an emotion now and it's the only one I have
Gilly: As an older sister, I can confirm we are the backbone of society and deserve financial compensation.
Kayla: School doesn't test your intelligence, it tests your memory
Gilly: It tests my patience
Ollie: It tests my ability to hold my pee
Jack: It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
Jocelyn to Gilly: Oh please, you loathe-slash-love him. And he loathe-slash-loves you back, which is pretty much one step away from matrimony.
Jack: *walks into a room*
Everybody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Jack: Oh. So this is what you've been planning in secret. I thought you guys were planning to kill me
Ollie: What's a metaphor?
Kayla: Our lives are both train wrecks.
Ollie: I know, but what's a metaphor?
Gilly: Get over here, Jocelyn. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs.
Hayley: Bro-
Jocelyn: I had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago don't you fucking dare call me "bro"
Kayla: How would you fight a god?
Maxine: With wit, I suppose
Ollie: With strength!
Gilly: With a bow at least
Jocelyn: With one hand behind my back to make it a fair fight
Jack: I am not gonna sit here and trade insults with you like we are twelve again because first of all, we are not twelve, and second of all I would win.
Hayley: If corals get stressed, they die. So if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Maxine: How do they get stressed?
Hayley: Current events.
Ollie: Oh, I sea.
Jocelyn: WHY am I friends with you idiots?
Jocelyn: I kind of need a hug right now, but I'd rather die than let someone know I'm a human being that has feelings and craves intimacy
Madame Cleo: What should I get the kids for their reward?
Prof. Harlow: Medication.
Gilly to Tessa and Raza for being mean to AG: Somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe, and I think you owe it an apology
Gilly: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I'll wait
Jax: You and I
Gilly: ...alright
Gilly: What do you want? You want to kill me?
Stiltskin: You really think I'm that boring? I'm a person of far more vision than simple murder
Gilly: Listen, this is a weird, complicated, fucked-up group of friends, but it's my friends, and I care about them.
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FTRS Shots and Other Stuff
RandomIs it possible for Jocelyn to give Gilly another hair makeover? What does the gang do after the series? Will this all be connected? No, unfortunately, but they're all little short stories and oneshots found in here. Occasionally might add quotes or...
