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a/n: in ALL of your theories (almost EVERY SINGLE ONE) there is something about Bella cheating on James with Carlos. I- just- WHY? WHY? and WHY does EVERYBODY think that? like 98% of the theories i have gotten are BellaxCarlos

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@officialmarauders: i think my phone is going to fall heLP ME- (update it almost fell so moony did a quick charm so its stuck to my hand thats that life) AMUSEMENT PARK TIME WALLA WALLA WALLA BING BANG🐺 🐀 🐕 🦌

by far our most chaotic caption thank you padfoot.
in shot: Lily and Marlene, Bella and Prongs Carlos and Wormtail 
photo creds: padfoot
unseen: moony, who was sitting with padfoot, glaring

tagged: @moonylupin @wormtail @siriuslypadfoot @prongspotter @lilsevans @marley @bellatierney @have.a.dam

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@lilsevans: literally im so dizzy but we'll go on the swing one again
@marley: @lilsevans amen
@dorky.m: you traitors are going back there when we come
@alice.not.in.wonderland: @dorky.m amen

@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: be careful! once minerva, slughorn, pomona, poppy, filius and i went to an amusement park and this old geezer nearly vomited on the entirety of the park
@madamepoppypomfrey: that old geezer was you albus and i had to fix you
@prongspotter: @hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool no offense sir, but ew
@professormcgonagall: ask him how the rest of it went?
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: minerva nO
@madamepoppypomfrey: he did vomit, all over poor flitwick, horace and minerva
@professominervamcgonagall: we made him buy us amusement park clothes
@sluggyslughorn: yes i remember that
@swishandflitwick: that had been quite a stinky trip.
@pomonasprout: EW DONT REMIND ME 
@professorminervamcgonagall: poMONA YOU WEREN'T WEARING SCRATCHY T-SHIRTS AND SHORT SHORTS
@siriuslypadfoot: wow minnie the mental images made my day
@professorminervamcgonagall: detention, mr black. spend the day with Argus once you're back
@filchandmrsnorris: yeh the trophy case been gatherin dust
@haggeredhagrid: it was quite teh sight when these 'ere people came back dressed in t-shirts and shorts advertising some park, i even 'ave a photo
@merrierthoughts: photos rebeus send them

@wormtail: uh moving away from the teachers trip, i ate something and now i'm floating a foot above the ground for some reason and we cant find Lily or Remus anywhere to help save me please
@emmyvance: aren't there muggles there?
@siriuslypadfoot: yes duh
@oldmacdoanld: and peter is floating?
@prongspotter: yes apparently
@franklyspeaking: OHMYGODIDIOTS
@bellatierney: the muggles showed up and think its an illusion trick lolol
@have.a.dam: they're actually depositing coins on a cloth on the floor.. muggles
@moonylupin: i just came back from the slurpee stall to fiND PETER FLOATING A FOOT ABOVE THE GROUND MERLIN CANT I GET A BREAK IM HYPERVENTILATING
@moonylupin: LILS? WHERE'S LILY @lilsevans GET OVER HERE BEFORE I HAVE A STROKE A MUGGLE IS STARING AT ME
@have.a.dam: LMFAO that muggle just walked up to remus to ask if he was okay and to tell him it wasn't real magic and remus nearly threw a fit-

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