Smitten | Marauders Social Media, a Sequel

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a/n: glitchpad has been very annoying with this chapter it literally made like 90% of it DISSAPEAR once so.. well yeah i removed the whole thing and placed it into a new chapter so i hop its come through if not i'll go through it and add all the missing bits into comments

and yes this was written when that photo from no way home first came out (on the very day that it did) and yes ofc i had to use it

a new post from @moonylupin

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@moonylupin: what a night, what a night. AND PETER LMAO IM SORRY BUT YOU LOOK SO DUMB WHILE I'M THERE JUST BEING ALL PHOTOGENIC FOR A CHANGE-

tagged: @prongspotter @siriuslypadfoot @wormtail @officialmarauders

comments:

@marley: what night?
@moonylupin: a night
@dorky.m: i told you they will NEVER make sense!
@wormtail: if only you knew
@alice.not.in.wonderland: IF ONLY WE KNEW WHAT

@lilsevans: fr i almost thought it was james without his glasses for a moment before i realized it was remus
@siriuslypadfoot: SAME AND I TOOK THE DAMNED PHOTO
@prongspotter: @lilsevans im offended you don't even recognize me Evans, even when you see my beatiful face everyday, also that you think i'd willingly go half-blind for a photo and @siriuslypadfoot THATS YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOUR BOYFRIEND MATE WTH-
@moonylupin: its weird because we don't look alike at ALL. its probably the fact that my hair looks so much darker and curlier than it is for some reason
@lilsevans: yeah i guess. your hair is usually almost blond and straight lmao and @prongspotter beautiful? keep lying to yourself honey

@montypotter: sorry for spam remus but mia wants information and she doesnt know how else: WHOEVER IS COMING TO THE POTTER HOUSE IN THE NEXT WEEK, NAMES AND DATES HERE PLEASE
@alice.not.in.wonderland: Alice, TOMORROW OMG
@franklyspeaking: Frank, 3 days
@emmyvance: emmeline, day afterrr
@dorky.m: dorcas 4 days
@oldmacdonald: next week *sad*😭
@lilsevans: @oldmacdonald i could lie and say you're not missing out?
@oldmacdonald: yes please
@lilsevans: you're not missing out 🤥

@regulusblack: why do i have like a thousand messages from my dearest brother, all of them say the words CHER LAPIN BON BON
@regulusblack: he just texted me that again and again, a THOUSAND times
@lilsevans: at least he isn't getting married to vermin whalesly which is what my sister's doing
@regulusblack: oof- is that actually someone's name
@lilsevans: no its vernon dursley or something, but vermin whalesly fits better 🐳
@regulusblack: LMAO THE WHALE EMOJI
@lilsevans: think harder of a whale in human form, and you get vernon
@siriuslypadfoot: @regulusblack please i want you to know that if i ever get married to a whalesly, or anything of that sort i have been imperiused
@lilsevans: you sure? i can see you with one. sirius black standing at the altar, watching vermin come down the aisle in a white dress....
@moonylupin: @lilsevans he's taken but i can see that as well
@regulusblack: @lilsevans oh you're fun
@lilsevans: @moonylupin #divination @regulusblack arent i. i'll send you a photo of the whale trust me you'll see