Smitten | Marauders Social Media, a Sequel

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This chapter is dedicated to Aurora Bloody Potter. Hope you enjoy, Ro <3

from @alice.not.in.wonderland to Dorlene

@alice.not.in.wonderland: there has been a worrying development

@oldmacdoanld: and why is that

@alice.not.in.wonderland: Dorcas has stopped sending me her long winded marlene sadnesses

@franklyspeaking: and this is bad because???

@alice.not.in.wonderland: isn't it obvious?

@lilsevans: dorcas has WHAT

@lilsevans: NO WAY

@alice.not.in.wonderland: thats my girl!

@alice.not.in.wonderland: but yes, it is so

@emmyvance: please, i am begging you, explain

@lilsevans: when dorcas gets onto something, the only time her monologue stops is when she has acquired that something, or gotten over it.

@oldmacdonald: wait i get it

@oldmacdonald: since we can assume she has not gotten with marlene (they didn't tell us) she has-

@oldmacdonald: NO

@emmyvance: ABSOLUTELY NOT

@siriuslypadfoot: i just came online y u spam like that

@siriuslypadfoot: OMFG JUST READ IT

@siriuslypadfoot: *screaming*

@moonylupin: what do we do?

@franklyspeaking: what can we do?

@oldmacdonald: i'm not entirely sure

@prongspotter: well dorcas does get here in two days

@lilsevans: actually she gets here tomorrow, she had her mother change dates

@prongspotter: well thanks for correcting me with your infinite wisdom, lily.

@lilsevans: what the fuck james

@siriuslypadfoot: so no one's going to talk about how James just tossed his phone aside and walked out of our room?

@lilsevans: i swear to god, he is so PETTY! he says one thing and then does the other. i just can't with him

@moonylupin: so no one's going to talk about the fact that lily just marched to carlos's house?

@emmyvance: how did she walk all they way??

@alice.not.in.wonderland: we're sitting by the garden sitting thing near his place