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Everyone eating at the dinner table:

Wilbur: What would be a horrible song to play at a childs funeral?

Y/n: Die Young by Kesha.

Philza: *Chokes on food*

Technoblade: *Fucking laughing*

Tonmy: Y/n Wtf-

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Techno: So,,,, I'm glad you're back?

Wilbur: Yeah! Feels nice to be here again!

Y/N: Techno- Yo what the fuck-

Wilbur: Y/N! HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EXPECTED YOU TO BE HERE! I missed you my love!

Y/N: I'm married.

Wilbur: What- to who?

Techno: So yeah there is a thing I forgot to tell you about-


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Tubbo: Lets create a government.

Ranboo: Lets not.

*Technoblade has joined the game*

Tubbo: LETS NOT MAKE A GOVERNMENT.

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Technoblade: Lets go to the end phil!

*DreamXD has joined the game*

Technoblade: haha jk.


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Y/n: I need some serotonin.

Ranboo: *stands up*

Ranboo:

Ranboo: *Sits back down*

Ranboo: I forgot what serotonin was for a second and was about to go get you some.

Y/n: Awwww Ranboo thats so sweet


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Y/N meeting Techno: Uh,, um- *gives gold randomly*

Techno: What? And this is for what?

Y/N: OH- um-

Y/N: I don't know other piglins love gold so I thought--

Techno:

Techno: I love it thank you.


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Y/N: I miss ghostbur :(((

Wilbur: But I'm here--

Y/N: Sometimes i still hear his ugly alive version.

Wilbur: Ouch

Y/N: Good.


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Y/N: If you die in ur limbo do you come back to life or just die again?

Wilbur: What the fuck Y/N

Y/N: I'm just making sure lmao


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Wilbur: UR MARRIED?!

Y/N: YOU WERE MARRIED TOO. YOU LEFT ME FOR A FUCKING FISH DUDE!

Wilbur: AND YOU LEFT ME FOR A BAG OF PORK MEAT

Y/N: Yeah, a one good bag of meat not gonna lie *bites lip for irony*

Techno flustered: Ok I get it now stop-

Wilbur: ---

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Punz:Would you love me if I was a worm?

Y/N: I mean sure but did you know that worms eat poo from the grou-

Punz: YO WHAT WHERE IS ALL THE CUTE STUFF

Y/N: Worms are not cute Punz they eat dirt and poo

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Alivebur: BUT Y/N I LOVE YOU LISTEN-

Y/N: Oh hell naw Mr. I have bird shit on my hair.

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Y/N: I have this for you.

Punz:...White monster energy?

Y/N: For some reason when I drink it i think about you

Punz:

Punz: AWWW,, WAIT IS THAT BC OF THE WHITE AND BLUE? MY MINECRAFT SKIN?

Y/N: ... OOOHH RIGHTTT AT FIRST I WAS LIKE BC OF NO SUGAR AND YOU'RE SALTY AS FUCK BUT THAT MAKES SENSE!

Punz: ---

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Fundy: Mom... I don't really feel like girl anymore...can...can you call me by He/Him? Please--

Y/N: Sweetie...

Y/N: That's poggers holy shit-

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Ranboo: I got bullied at school....

Y/N: Bruh what?

Techno: Next time,, bully them back.

Y/N: Agreed.

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Y/N: Punz honey I'm leaving! Please make a dinner for purpled later!

Punz: Sure!

-Later-

Purpled:

Punz mixing red bull with cereal: Here you go son❤

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Wilbur: AWWW JUST LOOK AT US! We are doing this cute family thing were everyone wears the same clothes!

Fundy:

Y/N:

Y/N: Wilbur... everyone here wears L'manberg uniform..... not just us...?

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Y/N: Man, Philza hates us for some reason...

Sam: Maybe he is jealous of us being Tommy's new parents....

Y/N: .... We're not Tommy's parents Sam...

Sam: We're not????

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