Everyone eating at the dinner table:
Wilbur: What would be a horrible song to play at a childs funeral?
Y/n: Die Young by Kesha.
Philza: *Chokes on food*
Technoblade: *Fucking laughing*
Tonmy: Y/n Wtf-
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Techno: So,,,, I'm glad you're back?
Wilbur: Yeah! Feels nice to be here again!
Y/N: Techno- Yo what the fuck-
Wilbur: Y/N! HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EXPECTED YOU TO BE HERE! I missed you my love!
Y/N: I'm married.
Wilbur: What- to who?
Techno: So yeah there is a thing I forgot to tell you about-
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Tubbo: Lets create a government.
Ranboo: Lets not.
*Technoblade has joined the game*
Tubbo: LETS NOT MAKE A GOVERNMENT.
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Technoblade: Lets go to the end phil!
*DreamXD has joined the game*
Technoblade: haha jk.
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Y/n: I need some serotonin.
Ranboo: *stands up*
Ranboo:
Ranboo: *Sits back down*
Ranboo: I forgot what serotonin was for a second and was about to go get you some.
Y/n: Awwww Ranboo thats so sweet
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Y/N meeting Techno: Uh,, um- *gives gold randomly*
Techno: What? And this is for what?
Y/N: OH- um-
Y/N: I don't know other piglins love gold so I thought--
Techno:
Techno: I love it thank you.
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Y/N: I miss ghostbur :(((
Wilbur: But I'm here--
Y/N: Sometimes i still hear his ugly alive version.
Wilbur: Ouch
Y/N: Good.
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Y/N: If you die in ur limbo do you come back to life or just die again?
Wilbur: What the fuck Y/N
Y/N: I'm just making sure lmao
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Wilbur: UR MARRIED?!
Y/N: YOU WERE MARRIED TOO. YOU LEFT ME FOR A FUCKING FISH DUDE!
Wilbur: AND YOU LEFT ME FOR A BAG OF PORK MEAT
Y/N: Yeah, a one good bag of meat not gonna lie *bites lip for irony*
Techno flustered: Ok I get it now stop-
Wilbur: ---
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Punz:Would you love me if I was a worm?
Y/N: I mean sure but did you know that worms eat poo from the grou-
Punz: YO WHAT WHERE IS ALL THE CUTE STUFF
Y/N: Worms are not cute Punz they eat dirt and poo
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Alivebur: BUT Y/N I LOVE YOU LISTEN-
Y/N: Oh hell naw Mr. I have bird shit on my hair.
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Y/N: I have this for you.
Punz:...White monster energy?
Y/N: For some reason when I drink it i think about you
Punz:
Punz: AWWW,, WAIT IS THAT BC OF THE WHITE AND BLUE? MY MINECRAFT SKIN?
Y/N: ... OOOHH RIGHTTT AT FIRST I WAS LIKE BC OF NO SUGAR AND YOU'RE SALTY AS FUCK BUT THAT MAKES SENSE!
Punz: ---
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Fundy: Mom... I don't really feel like girl anymore...can...can you call me by He/Him? Please--
Y/N: Sweetie...
Y/N: That's poggers holy shit-
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Ranboo: I got bullied at school....
Y/N: Bruh what?
Techno: Next time,, bully them back.
Y/N: Agreed.
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Y/N: Punz honey I'm leaving! Please make a dinner for purpled later!
Punz: Sure!
-Later-
Purpled:
Punz mixing red bull with cereal: Here you go son❤
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Wilbur: AWWW JUST LOOK AT US! We are doing this cute family thing were everyone wears the same clothes!
Fundy:
Y/N:
Y/N: Wilbur... everyone here wears L'manberg uniform..... not just us...?
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Y/N: Man, Philza hates us for some reason...
Sam: Maybe he is jealous of us being Tommy's new parents....
Y/N: .... We're not Tommy's parents Sam...
Sam: We're not????
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