pairing: irl!dream x gn! streamer reader
pov: second person
warnings: swearing, exposed relationship
word count: 1.7k
YourScreenName tried to swim in lava
"You're joking!" you yelled in frustration as the death screen appeared in front of you. You groaned but laughed lightly with your friends as you respawned, empty-handed and nowhere near where you had died. "This game is so stupid, oh my gosh." You glanced at the chat, everyone spamming similar things.
user32: sadge user54: deadchamp user18: rest in peace mighty soul stealer
You gasped as the comment flew by. "Wait! No! I had my soul stealer on me! Noooo! Do you guys think it fell in the lava or should I try to run back and get it?"
user90: it's gone user54: SPEEDRUN GETTING SOUL STEALER BACK
"Nah, that things gone, Y/n," Quackity laughed. "Pretty much all your stuff just disappeared as soon as you died."
"I'll look," Ranboo offered, a pause in conversation as he presumably picked up your stuff. "I put all your stuff in a chest by where you died and it wasn't there. It's only a few things like all your torches and your pickaxe and your four stacks of steak." He laughed suddenly. "Wait, why do you have so much steak?"
"I steal from your cow farm."
"Fair, fair."
"That axe was so OP..." you pouted. "It took so long to get it."
"Maybe don't die next to a lava pit then, dumbass," Quackity suggested.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?" you yelled, sprinting towards the portal where you knew Quackity was on the other side, having watched you fall off a cliff in the nether to your death seconds ago. Your phone lit up on the desk in front of you but you ignored it as you ran in-game, expecting it to be a text from your boyfriend telling you about a cat or dog he saw, which was what most of his out-of-the-blue texts were about. You had more important things to deal with, despite how much you loved your boyfriend and how excited he got when he saw animals, you just lost the most important thing on the SMP.
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?"
"I'll... take your... wow, you really don't have anything significant on this server, do you?"
Ranboo laughed. "He really doesn't."
"Yeah, that's what I thought," Quackity said, as if he automatically won because you didn't have a retort.
"If you guys could see me right now... oh I'm about to sue Mojang, that was so scuffed."
"If by scuffed you mean completely valid because you jumped off a cliff and landed next to a lava pool, then yeah. Sue them!" Ranboo offered sarcastically, making you laugh. "Take their money!"
"Oh, whatever."
You always knew having your headphones loud would come back to bite you in the butt one day, you just didn't see how. Until that fateful day when you ignored your boyfriend's text and didn't hear him knock on your door.
Your bedroom door swung open out of the corner of your eyes and you glanced over distractedly, having to do a double-take when you realized what was happening. You knew Dream was going to come over later but now was not a good time, especially since he was staring at his phone as he walked in, not realizing what you were doing.
