Tomodachi Life Stories: Spinoff Series / Season 3 Book!

A Self-Help Friendship Club of Miserable People

Misery loves company, right? And to a bunch of miserable characters that I've known throughout my life, and even some from my own stories, being accompanied by other miserable characters can help them to realize that maybe their situation isn't the worst of all history, that there's someone worse than them, and extend their empathy to whoever is worse than them...

And that's why we're here today, to reunite some of the most miserable characters that I know and have to make them feel better with themselves.

It's not like they don't deserve the chance of meeting some friends in misery.

{Location: Classy Restaurant, Beaumonde City...} ("Witty Fellow") [SpongeBob SquarePants]

Hakuno Kishinami: Hello, my name is Hakuno Kishinami, and today we're making a self-help club for miserable people. We gathered you in here as a way of meeting other people who are suffering like you and to discover new friends.

(She takes out a notebook and a pen)

Hakuno Kishinami: Please introduce yourselves and tell us why you're here.

???: Hello, my name is Squidward Tentacles, and I'm here because I have to endure SpongeBob and Patrick all day long, and because no one in Bikini Bottom knows about true talent.

???: Hi, my name is Rem... I come from the Re: Zero anime, and I got sent to the friendzone by Subaru, the boy I loved...

???: I'm Ichigo, I come from Darling in the FranXX, and I got into the friend zone because Zero Two took Hiro for herself and because her fanatics made my life hell...

???: I'm Cloud Strife... Sephiroth got into Smash Ultimate, and now I got to see him everywhere...

???: I'm King Dedede. I get possessed or controlled in some Kirby games since the Dark Matter invasion...

???: My name is Aracely Saavedra... I've been getting possessed since Valentine's Day from 2018...

???: Hi, I'm Asuka Kazama, and I'm always tormented by Lili Rocheford for unknown reasons!

???: I'm Felicia, I come from Fire Emblem Fates, and I break most delicate objects aside from burning food on cooking duty... I make many mistakes in one day...

???: I'm Sylvie Paula Paula, most of my acquaintances from the King of Fighters XIV don't like me, and when my team was introduced, only a few people liked me...

???: I'm Mai Shiranui, I became a laughingstock after being rejected for Smash Ultimate, and it was worse when Pyra and Mythra were added...

???: Hello, I'm Tom Nook. People think that Redd and I look good as an ex-couple... Even though that damned Fox stole all of my money when we were working together! Who even invented that pairing anyways?!

Hakuno Kishinami: Take a deep breath, Mr. Nook.

???: I'm Mr. Freeze, but my real name is Victor Fries. My wife is frozen to avoid her death, and all I want is to find a cure and have her by my side...

???: I'm Nine the Phantom Witch. Is it a crime to destroy a world that took my sister away from me while being it keeps being reset by Noel Vermillion?!

???: I'm Mii Gunner, everyone only uses me for the Sans or Cuphead costumes...

???: I'm Taranza... Sectonia is dead on the Kirby main series... And I keep regretting giving her that stupid mirror!

???: My name is Ethan Winters... You may know me from the latest Resident Evil game... I'm miserable because of that...

???: I'm Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd... My whole family died while I was a kid... I got emotional problems thanks to that day...